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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Buck has a secret.

    He's the guy behind a wildly popular tiny cooking channel. A channel that he fuels through “borrowing” negligible amounts of ingredients from Eddie’s kitchen. He’s not proud of it, but what someone doesn't know won't hurt them, right?

    Eddie has a problem.

    He has a rat that’s been stealing ingredients from his kitchen. It’s smart and subtle in its takings, but he’s onto it and will catch it. Good thing he has a best friend, who he may or may not be in love with, to help.

    An accidental identity reveal, a deeply committed “rat” bit, and a minor emergency later, two idiots who fall in love.

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    Buck has a miniature cooking channel no one knows about. Buck also has a bad habit of stealing ingredients from Eddie’s kitchen. Eddie thinks the missing ingredients are due to a rat, which he enlists Buck’s help to catch. Hijinks ensue.

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    24 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    “You said you talked to Hen about”—Ravi makes a vague, conjuring gesture, even though Eddie can’t see it—“all this yesterday, right? She dresses the best out of all of us. You should ask her for fashion advice.”

    “I tried.” Eddie huffs. “She said, verbatim, ‘I’m not your gay Yoda.’”

    With that, the fitting room stall’s lock finally clicks open, the door swinging open with a muted groan. Eddie steps out, arms spread wide. “Alright. What do we think?”

    From an objective standpoint, he looks good. He looks really good. Objectively speaking.

    From a subjective standpoint, he looks like someone Buck wants to pin against the nearest surface and fuck until they’re both stupid.

    “Handsome, you are,” Buck croaks.

    Or; Eddie comes out to Buck and takes him clothes shopping.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    He expects to see his captor coming home from work, tired and likely irritated. He waits in cruel anticipation to see if her day was bad enough to release her frustrations on him.

    The last thing he expects to see is her entering with a little boy in her arms.

    She drops the little boy on the floor as if he’s merely a bag too heavy and inconvenient for her to hold anymore.

    She looks over to Buck with a manic glint in her eyes and a chilling smile spreading over her features. “I got you a present.”

    OR: Buck and Chris different first meeting when they're kidnapped by a stalker deluded in making a family.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    “Do none of you care about the children? It’s a bachelor auction, and you, my friend, are a bachelor. Abracadabra, put your name on the list.”

    “I can’t,” Eddie repeats. He can’t. He cannot. “I’m not.”

    “You’re not? Since when?” Chimney frowns. “Who?”

    It’s not Eddie’s fault that, at that exact moment, Buck walks in. So it’s not his fault that he opens his mouth and says, “Buck.”

     

    Or, Eddie trips and falls into a lightly fraudulent HR-disclosed "consensual romantic relationship" with his best friend. Really, if you think about it, it's a win-win.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    The boyfriend looks at Eddie's arm, looks at Eddie's face, does whatever math drunk people do when they're deciding whether a fight is worth it, and somehow arrives at the correct answer. He grabs maybe-horse-Ashley by the elbow and pulls her away, muttering something about firefighters that Buck doesn't catch because he's too busy trying not to pass out.

    Eddie turns around. His hand is still on Buck's chest.

    "Seriously?" One eyebrow up. Not angry yet, but getting there. "We've been here an hour."

    "He came at me!" Buck throws his hands up. Outraged. Innocent. An absolute victim of circumstance and nothing more. "I was just talking to her."

    "You were practically on top of her."

    "That's just how I talk to people, Eddie. I'm a leaner. It's my thing."

    Eddie stares at him for a second. His hand drops from Buck's chest and he shakes his head, turning back to the bar.

    "Get yourself a drink," Eddie says over his shoulder. "And stay out of trouble for five minutes."

    He makes it roughly eleven minutes before he does something stupid again.

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    Buck is completely normal about Eddie shoving Blue to defend his honor. Really. He is.

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    11 Mar 2026