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When Shane and Ilya arrive back at the cottage, they've got the rest of their two weeks together -- but first they have to get through dinner with Shane's parents.
A continuation of the series picking up exactly where it left off and following Ilya's two week (or longer?) stay at Shane's cottage.
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19 Jan 2026
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“Don’t go, go on your own or find another date, whatever you want,” Stevie shrugs and reaches over to steal some of his muffin.
He swats at her hand. “Find another date? The wedding is a two-hour drive away! In Montauk! I’m not driving for two hours with some random, even if I can book separate rooms for the weekend!”
“Oh god, it’s for the entire weekend and there’s a road trip involved? Now I’m definitely not going with you.” She swipes another piece of muffin.
“Ugh,” he sighs as he sips his coffee. “Where the fuck am I going to find an acceptable date?”
“Sorry to interrupt,” Patrick says, suddenly appearing at their table looking a little nervous.
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When David gets a last minute wedding invitation and Stevie refuses to go with him, he needs to find another date - he needs to show his so-called 'friends' (and Sebastien Raine) that he's thriving now. Enter: David's new favourite barista...
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aka the coffee shop / fake dating / road trip / snowed in / there was only one bed fic no one asked for- Language:
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17 Dec 2021
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And we lay nocturnal, speculate what we feel by EggplantSalad for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Jul 2020
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"Oh god, don’t you dare, not against the door,” he laughed, bucking against Patrick’s eager, familiar touch. “Unless you want everyone on this floor to hear how I sound when I—“ he stuttered to a stop as Patrick froze, eyes wide.
“Oh my god, you think that’s hot,” David breathed.
Or: David talks Patrick through a fantasy after his high school reunion.
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18 Oct 2021
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Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Distractivate for WellSchitt
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Mar 2020
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
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- 13/13
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22 Aug 2021
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David Rose. Gorgeous, interesting David Rose is flirting. With him. In the past, flirting had been enjoyable, a nice way to get to know someone new. This is different. It’s exciting. And fun. And makes his stomach swoop and his knees weak. For the first time in his life he finally understands the appeal.
Or...
Patrick Brewer, newly single and fresh off a break up, has himself a vacation fling, that leaves him wanting more (HEA, of course!).- Language:
- English
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- 6/6
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12 Aug 2021
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“Come on, David. What’s something you’ve never done that you want to try?”
David rolls his eyes dramatically. “Let’s see, I’ve bathed in red wine at Yunessun Onsen, gotten high with the cast of One Tree Hill at the Teen Choice Awards, and been hogtied and flogged until the whole world was sensation. What more is there?” His tone is light and playful, that sparkle in his eye that says what he’s saying is true, but definitely intended to scandalise. “What about you, though? What haven’t you done that you want to?”
Patrick should have a charming, flirty-but-not-over-the-line answer. That’s how they go, this back and forth between them. Except, everything has been wiped out of his head by David’s words. “That thing you said. I’ve never done that.”
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24 Jul 2021
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David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer.
It's two smart idiots falling in love.
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- Part 1 of Love in the Time of Trivia
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- 72,380
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- 11/11
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11 Jul 2021
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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- Part 1 of Arts and Crafts
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05 Jul 2021
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Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.
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21 Jun 2021
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered by DesignatedGrape, Lisamc21, Marleycat, Poutini, thesleepyskipper, vanillahigh00
Fandom Schitt's Creek
23 Jul 2021
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This series celebrates a variety of ways David and Patrick find each other as pen pals. A group of writer friends, who love when i'm with you it feels like home by Hullomoon, were inspired to create this series in a desperate need to add more pen pal fics to the fandom. The last three in the series are connected and the remainder are unrelated/standalone.
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18 Jun 2021
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This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.
When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.
The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.
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15 Jun 2021
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Kink!verse by SparklesMagicLightLove, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom Schitt's Creek
05 Mar 2023
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David and Patrick, but make 'em kinky. These two are gonna be exploring some stuff throughout their relationship!
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03 Jun 2021
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David has often wished, at first seriously and then more cynically as he grew older, that his life was a rom com. It takes longer than he'd like, frankly, but the universe calls his bluff.
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- 18,683
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- 3/3
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01 May 2021
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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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- English
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- 70,042
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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29 Apr 2021
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Meet me out at the end of my rope by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Dec 2020
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Usually, David will take any excuse to put himself in Patrick’s space. This time, though, he stays where he is, though he does stop whatever he’s doing with the crab cakes. “So, your mom said something interesting to me earlier.” His voice is painfully neutral and with his back still turned, Patrick doesn’t have an expression to read.
Or, what if more than one bombshell was dropped the day of Patrick's birthday — one they couldn't come back from?- Language:
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- 12/12
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11 Apr 2021
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There’s still a lot more that Patrick wants for them, is what it’s about. A bigger house, because Stevie’s whispered teasing about how their cottage is really too small for the rest of their lives and the way David elbows her to shut her up itches at the back of his brain on a weekly basis and whenever David texts him a creative storage solution. He wants David to always say our store like he’s proud of it. He needs more nights curled up on the couch with David, feeding each other bites of whatever David’s baked because now that they have a kitchen, David’s made his feelings on Patrick’s limited cooking repertoire very clear and taken over the lion’s share of their dinners. More nights telling each other stories about their days, present or past, as the sun sets through the big window on the west wall.
Things will calm down after the third store opens. Then they’ll work more on reestablishing themselves as a unit in town and Twyla’s consternation over making both of their drinks before she realizes David isn’t with him will be a thing of the past.
It’ll take a while, but they’ll get there.
Or, marriage is a verb. David and Patrick work on it, three years in.
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10 Apr 2021
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"I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."
- Language:
- English
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- 11/11
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24 Mar 2021
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David and Patrick are married for two hundred and eighty-one days the first time they share Jake’s dick between them.
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20 Mar 2021
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Years ago, Patrick made an impulsive decision that flipped his life upside down and sent him running five hundred miles away. Three years later, he’s home, with history aiming to repeat itself again. Will he make the same decision and risk losing the one thing he wants more than anything in the world? More importantly, how can he even choose now that he truly knows how he feels?
I made a list of what I love
To make a document that shows what I think I'm made of
To tell me what I should do
And hope it turns me in the direction of you
- Coming Back to You - Sara Bareilles- Language:
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- 15/15
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08 Mar 2021
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David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?
Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal
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15 Feb 2021