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Ilya tastes metal in his mouth as his back hits boards, head flinging back against flimsy plexiglass. He snaps back to attention, immediately, sneering in Pike's direction.
"You are his guard dog, Pike?" he asks, genuine irritation seeping into his voice. "No one can get near him or you bite their ankle?"
"Wouldn't have to if you didn't act like a stalker." Pike returns. He starts to skate away, but he's still mumbling and Ilya catches the last of his sentence, somehow, over the roar. "…fucking in love with him."
Ilya feels, suddenly, hot and cold all over.
(Or: 5 times that people realize that Ilya is in love, and 1 time that Shane does.)
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The phone starts ringing off the hook, on the wall on Eddie’s side of the bed, at 7 A.M. sharp — like it does every morning in la abode de Kaspbrak.
"Fuckin' A, Eds." Richie mumbles into the 400 thread count pillowcase he's headfirst in.
Or: Eddie, Richie, and a series of phone calls from the years 2004 to 2008 that change their lives, for better or for worse.
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Of statues, and metal arms, and other man-made things.
(In which the trans flag in Sarah’s kitchen is for Sam.)
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so hot! (you're hurting my feelings) by fredastaire
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
04 Jul 2025
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It's like that old cliche, about a soldier who comes home from war and goes grocery shopping, only to be stumped by the variety of cereals in the cereal aisle.
Only, instead of cereal, Bucky's in a sex-toy shop picking out a strap-on.
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kamikaze (crash into your way) by fredastaire
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
13 Jun 2025
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Bucky blinks herself awake through blood-encrusted eyelashes to watch the woman with wings descend upon her, and can only think, she's an angel. She’s an angel coming to take me home.
It can't be true, though, because there is no universe in which Bucky Barnes would be going to heaven.
Then the woman barrels through the air like a grenade, crashing unceremoniously to the ground with a thump, and Bucky thinks, yeah, no, not an angel.
(Or: Sam's got this thing that attracts her to dangerous things, and Bucky is a very dangerous thing.)
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My dsmp fics !
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You've Got Mail! by wermbrain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010.
He emails him.
Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic
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30 Mar 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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Bookmarked by fredastaire
21 Mar 2026
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shane calling ilya french petnames has truly broken me
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a year safe in your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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“And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”
Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”
“It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”
“Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”
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The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.
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- Part 1 of anonymous cottage collection