funkyfaggot
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- House M.D. (40)
- Call of Duty (Video Games) (8)
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and when i'm by your side i feel elation, you kiss me slow but without hesitation by funkyfaggot
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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Slimeknight yaoi date!!!!
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- Part 2 of Minecraft yaoi!!!
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Dealing with a cub like Flame is going to drive Mane up the wall.
Especially when it turns into an unwanted manhunt.
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Wilson finds something wrong with House.. though he can't exactly put two and two together.
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- Part 3 of Funky's Omegaverse Series
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Wemmbu tries to end it all, but it seems he needs to help other people first.
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CAMMIE'S TUUUURRRRNNNNNNN!!!!
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- Part 3 of Pretty boy, pretty toy
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Minecraft yaoi!!! by funkyfaggot
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Searching for a world that doesn't exist (minecraft arg), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
08 Feb 2026
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Chase gets his snooch pounded like he should!!!
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“Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.
House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”
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Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.
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- Part 2 of The Multiverse of Houses
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27 Aug 2025
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AMAIZNG. FUCKING AMAZING. READ THE FIRST ONE TO THIS SERIES TOO. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
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to be competely at your beck and call by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)
Fandoms: House M.D.
31 Jul 2025
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'“If you don’t have a dog, why do you have this?”
And then Wilson turns around, House’s collar wrapped delicately around his hand.
...Ah.
Shit.'
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Wilson finds House's old collar. He doesn't expect it to lead to anything other than teasing and mockery - until Wilson sets about proving him wrong.
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01 Aug 2025
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BARK BARK BARK YESSSUHHHHHH I LOVE PUPPY HOUSE
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“Do you want to come tonight, House?”
House nods, slowly, hesitantly, beads of sweat already starting to gather on his forehead. Wilson runs his tongue over the front of his teeth. The look in his eyes is downright predatory.
“Then you're going to fuck the bike.”
(aka what happens when james wilson gets jealous)
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a compilation of my nsfw House MD fanart (all of which can also be found on my twitter: Mr_T_B_Jones)
non-explicit stuff can be found on my tumblr: spro-o
the images might take a little while to load in, but if any links are broken, let me know and I will try to fix it asap!!
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15 Jun 2025
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GOOD LORD AND HEAVENS I HAVE COME ACROSS PICASSO HIMSELF.
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Hold me, console me (and then I’ll leave without a trace) by aoki_07
Fandoms: House M.D.
16 Feb 2025
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""You've thought of all this.”
His eyes search for House’s. Of course he has thought of it. He hasn’t quite reached a conclusion yet, but he sees that Wilson is happy with Amber and that this time, it is different than with all his ex-wives. He knows Wilson finally has a true chance to get his dream of a perfect white picket fence family, and as much as he is a dick, he also knows that trying to stop this will most likely end with House losing him as a friend completely.
He doesn’t need to look at Wilson to know that he understood what House was trying to say. He knows Wilson can see through this facade and recognise the sacrifices he is making."
Or: What if things had gone a little differently in House's Head/Wilson's Heart?