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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    ‘Kill, pillage, and wet your dick when you can’ was the New World Order, apparently. And Spike and his cock were down for it.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    More than a year post NFA, Buffy is in self-imposed exile. Her only solace is a robot that looks like the vampire who sacrificed himself in a cave under Sunnydale. Spike is unable to stay away, only he's fighting his own inner battles he doesn't want to burden her with. Impersonating a robot for a few days should be easy, right?

    Beta'd by Gort. Written for the 2017 EF Reunion Challenge.

    Archived at Elysian Fields and AO3 only.

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    16 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Riley isn’t where he’s supposed to be, and Buffy has enough on her plate, what with Glory and Dawn and her mom and… well, Riley. So she decides to hire Spike to keep an eye on him.

    What could possibly go wrong? What could go right? 

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    15 May 2025

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    AU. Spike killed his third Slayer, but Dru was already dust. He's been lost, but when his supper turns out to be more than he bargained for, it leaves him hungry for something else instead. And Buffy? She's just hungry.

    Takes place in an alternate universe in which Buffy isn't the Slayer (yet), just a girl with rotten luck. Spike is still an evil vampire with a big black car, leather jacket, and the capacity to be much more than just a demon.  
     
    Based on a challenge at EF by Mia Vaan. Beta'd by Gort.

    Archived on AO3 and EF ONLY.

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    02 May 2025

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    The first time they crossed paths Willow stared at Spike like she had grown a second head, although, Buffy reminded herself, it was possible she was just looking at the fangs. Or maybe the breasts. And, on one hand, you know, girl power, but on the other hand, ugh. What kind of monster went shirtless under a leather jacket?

    “Is she — ” Will said, with a look on her face that was something like mesmerized.

    “Is the Pope catholic, Will?” Xander asked.

    “Way different reactions to crosses, though,” Buffy pointed out. “And probably also to girl on girl action.”

    Willow choked.

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    25 Mar 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 53

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    She'd hired a secretary and gotten... what, exactly? Someone who moved like a soldier but spoke like a professor, who treated office supplies like tactical gear and wore pressed, tailored suits. Every day brought new questions: why did he test her coffee before bringing it to her? Why did he always position himself facing exits? Was he... kinda hot?

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    The story in which ex-hitman Solas tries to build a new life under witness protection as... a secretary. For a fashion company.

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    27 Jan 2025

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    The Inquisitor talks just a little bit more, and Solas listens just a little bit better.

    When he first meets her, he does not like her.

    She is the perfect culmination of every mistake he’s ever made, quintessentially Dalish with Mythal’s vallaslin tracing her cheekbones, built on the narrow bird bones that are so common to the modern creatures that call themselves elven.

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    06 Jan 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 79

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    When the Dreadwolf is your father and the Inquisitor is your mother, life is never boring. But when everyone is called to battle and no one will tell her what is going on, Elianna's curiosity gets the better of her. One angry ancient goddess with a grudge, a mad dash through the fade, and a tumble through time later, Elianna finds herself in a changed world with a glowing green mark burned into her hand.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    Ellana Lavellan is one of two apprentices to her clan’s Keeper, and not the most skillful of the pair. She expects to be sent away after failing to earn a place as First, but when she stumbles upon an ancient shrine to Fen’Harel and inadvertently summons the Dread Wolf himself, she finds in him a wealth of powerful, forgotten magics. He’ll teach her, if she makes a suitable offering: herself.

    Ellana returns to the shrine again and again, summoning Fen’Harel to teach her more, but time works differently on the other side of the eluvian; centuries pass for him while only weeks go by for her. As she grows to know him as Solas, she discovers that the Creators are not the benevolent deities she believed them to be, and that the Dread Wolf is a man she can love.

    What comfort can a mere Dalish mage offer a rebel god? More than either of them ever expected.

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    11 Nov 2024

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    “Your crew mate is fine, by the way, should you want to know.”

    A chill runs up Curly’s spine at the nurse’s words, torn muscles trying to contort him into a shudder. Jimmy— is Jimmy alive? Did he somehow…

    No. No, no, no. Please no.

    ***

    No matter how much Curly tries to prepare himself, he isn’t ready for the terror of facing Jimmy.

    Turns out, he is even less prepared for the shocked grief of seeing Anya.

     

    [The two ghosts of the Tulpar return to Earth and try to mend what remains.]

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    08 Nov 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 56

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    Remy becomes obsessed by his best milker.

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    12 Jul 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 17

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    They were beautiful specimens, empty-headed and docile—while drugged. They’d been delivered almost a week ago from the Farm, with the promise of being a compatible breeding pair, which was good news, since Ship 4 was in dire need of more dependents.

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    07 May 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 16

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    Vash moves to July to live with his brother after college and finds himself falling down a rabbit hole he never could have imagined.

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    05 May 2024

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    Things change between them afterwards. As they travel through the wasteland looking for clues and answers, Lucy learns about the man beneath the ghoul and about herself.

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    29 Apr 2024

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    Captor bonding. It's a passive psychological response to a new master. Been an essential survival tool for a million years. You bond with your captor, you survive. You don't, you're breakfast.

    Will Graham is a trainee working for the FBI and Jack Crawford's last hope for catching the elusive Chesapeake Ripper. While investigating a potential lead on Jack's behalf, Will meets the Ripper face-to-face. But rather than kill him, the Ripper takes him captive, intending to use him to his own advantage.

    But as time goes on, it becomes less clear just who has captured who...

    Basically, a re-telling of Hannibal in which Will is Miriam Lass, and instead of (I presume??) keeping his victim in a medically induced coma in an undisclosed location, Hannibal falls hopelessly in love with him.

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    22 Apr 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 53

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    "I came here because I missed you.” And it’s true. Vash misses Nai like a limb, like a hole in his chest, like he’s never the same without Nai around. His therapist says that it’s a response to his trauma, that he should try his best to work through it– call someone safe to come and spend time with him.

    Vash prefers working through it this way.

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    04 Feb 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 5

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    After Nai left for university, Vash realized that he had always liked his brother as more than... well, a brother. Wanting to make his feelings known to his twin, he decided to ask a love guru for advice on how he would be able to navigate through his feelings. When she gave him a potion that would help him make his feelings be known to his beloved, he would've never expected for it to result in him and Nai becoming sexually intimate.

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    Or, Vash gets insanely horny for Nai after he drank a mysterious potion.

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    04 Feb 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 49

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    “No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.”

     

    As teenagers, Vash and Nai lived in a house reputed to twist the psyches of its occupants. Years later, they have drifted apart, haunted by what happened in their time there—until a tragedy pulls them back together and forces them to confront the ghosts of their past.

    A Haunting of Hill House-inspired ghost love story.

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    01 Feb 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 44

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    It wasn’t right. It wasn’t right.

    Yet, Vash couldn’t help but to obey the new gravity he felt pulling him to the alpha. Nai had grown much bigger in the time he spent away from home, taller even. To say that he’d been pumping iron was a crass understatement; Nai was built like a brick house now.

    And it was making Vash’s mouth water.

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    18 Jan 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Wings?” Vash croaks. The mass billowing from his arm is nothing he’s ever seen before—that includes wings. The more he studies it, the more unnatural it looks. There’s nothing uniform or functional about it. It’s matted, pulling at his skin as if trying to rip through his body completely. Bird wings are soft, sleek. They belong and don’t look like whatever this is. It’s not a fucking wing.

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    16 Jan 2024

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