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We Haven't Talked In Quite Some Time by homemade_potato
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter has received news that a grandmother he never had the opportunity to know died and left him with two sets of diaries, her own and his mother's, which would change his life for the better. Armed with these and a renewed lust for life, Harry goes on a journey with his godson, Teddy Lupin, to find the loving family he had always longed for in the form of his biological uncle, Tony Stark.
In other news, he seriously regrets letting Teddy roam Avenger's Tower with a chaos god living ten floors below them. -
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He was dead. His once warm blood coated her hands like crumbling gloves. This wasn't the plan. This was never the plan.
What was she going to do?
(Basically just Sakura kills someone and this has a cataclysmic effect on her life that changes the trajectory of her path completely)
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"Hi," Martin said, a smile visible in his voice and his eyes lighting up with joy and a multitude of other emotions that flitted past far too fast to catch their names which seemed to unite into an emotion Martin could only really call a deep and unfailing love for the other man, although that barely scratched the surface of how he felt. The larger man just didn't have the words to describe his emotions at that moment, but later on, he would describe them as an overwhelming wave of hope, hope for the fact that the two men could live their lives in peace, left alone by the horrors of the world. Well, as alone as they could be as avatars of fear. "You look incredible."
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i want your body (no really, like, give it to me) by homemade_potato
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
25 Jun 2021
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“Oh, dear. Where’s the fun in that, besides, we’re at war-” they shift into Catra’s skin, smoothly this time, bones still cracking under the pressure of compressing themselves into her smaller stockier structure and skin bulging in places where it stretches too far, they lean in close- too close to her “Adora”- they say in her voice. She flinches, they don’t really know why. Maybe because they couldn’t perfect Catra’s voice. There was always something slightly off about it, as there is with all of their shifts between real people. Or maybe they got their voice a little too close to the originals. They shift back to their original form. “-And an unfortunate side effect of war is blood, so they'd best get used to it.”
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what could have happened in e10 :D
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trinity ☆ @evilesbianism
gonna kill myself why can’t i have yolanda garcia
vic ౨ৎ @cowboylikevictoria
because you quit gymnastics 10 years ago you stupid chungus chudor
Against all odds, Trinity somehow forms an unlikely friendship with Olympic-bound figure skater Yolanda Garcia.
(and it’s through twitter)
(or, alternatively: yolanda falls in love with the human equivalent of a stan twt tornado account. somehow, she isn’t fazed.)
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29 Apr 2026
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In a world where soulmates have the ability to write on each other's skin, Spike finds himself shackled to a five-year-old Buffy, who (for once) listens to her mother's advice about not handing out personal information. With no way of tracking the annoyance down, Spike is forced to endure a decade of unavoidable communication.
When Spike finally arrives in Sunnydale and discovers his soulmate is none other than the Slayer, he revels in the notion of a destined death match, but the Powers That Be have other plans...
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29 Apr 2026
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Trinity Santos is three hours into a double shift, alone in the break room, when her phone buzzes with an unknown number. A stranger has sent a photo by accident, a red dress, an ornate mirror, a bare back, and is immediately, catastrophically mortified about it.
Trinity is polite. She says she deleted it. She saves the contact as 'very hot stranger 🔥'.
That's where it starts.Wrong number. Slow burn. Enemies to lovers. SMAU-adjacent.
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26 Apr 2026
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Jerk Off Instructions (From a Jerk, to a Jerk) by Clipped_Ionian_Vowels
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
03 Feb 2023
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There were a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.
The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.
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24 Apr 2026
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The moment the blood touched Cassie’s tongue, her life was over.
It was the best high of her life. Unlike anything she’d ever experienced, unlike anything she knew she would ever be able to get again, in this lifetime. She’d spend the rest of her life chasing it, for the taste of another woman’s blood, making Cassie feel euphoria above everything else. It trickled like honey down her throat, like something worth more than gold.