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A drunk idiot falls onto a pathetic idiot's car and maybe sparks will fly? Or is that just the metal scraping the pavement...
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fair is fair, but only if you win by honeybunchesofgoats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Mar 2024
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A little look into a reversed universe; Eve leads the exterminations.
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The story of Adam and his fall and how stubborn love can bring him to be better than God ever intended.
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Lucifer is not amused. Well, he is, but he's definitely not impressed.
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Adam takes time out of the extermination to visit Lucifer. Emotions are toyed with.
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Seven long years should have been enough to forget someone, enough to leave behind the self-destructive madness of obsession and escape the long shadow of a lost love. But when a familiar face reappears on stage at a hidden club, one thing becomes painfully clear: some demons can’t be exorcised.
Some things are forever.
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27 May 2026
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Reality of Man (RadioStatic/MurderMedia/VoxAl) by Wink_Wonk_Wank_Wenk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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He left him to die, didn’t even do the merciful thing of finishing him off.
And Vincent still loves him, if anything much more than before.
The rational thing to do? Obviously hunt Alastor down and get back together with him. If Vincent survived that means it’s not their time yet, that they’re meant to die together, and if Alastor doesn’t realize that then he’ll have to make him. They made a deal, if Alastor won’t hold up his end by choice then it’ll be by force.
(A continuation of DoM)
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- Part 2 of Wink's RadioStatic Fics
- Part 2 of Wink's "Of Man" Series
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27 May 2026
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This demon again. The one that is always pestering him with invitations, with requests, with ads in the damned newspaper asking for his attention.
This demon again, that makes his head ache every single time one of those invitations comes across his desk. Why? How frustrating. How annoying. And how insulting, that others apparently know why, and he simply does not.
He can’t stand not knowing. That’s the muckraker in him, he supposes, hah! Well, fuck it. His cat is off doing whatever his cat is going to do, and he has nothing better to do tonight. Without further ado, Alastor slinks around directly into Vox’s path, dangling the second glass of wine in front of his screen. “Good evening.”
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- Part 2 of Rot Next To You
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27 May 2026
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Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.
Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.
Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.
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1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.
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- Part 1 of Rot Next To You
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27 May 2026
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Off the Air by theassguardian
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
31 May 2026
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“Sweet Vincent,” Alastor mumbles. “You understand my hesitation, don’t you? You have nothing to offer me.”
A cloud crosses over Vincent’s expression, and Alastor can practically taste the devastation. Further. Twist. Destroy him. Pathetic.
“My dear boy,” he croons, “you seem blissfully unaware that you have absolutely no power in this city. Why, you’ll wither away to nothing at the station long before you could ever hope to rise above me. And how delightfully foolish of you to sever ties with your decrepit father, the only fellow in New Orleans whose influence might have piqued my interest. Aside from our mutual adoration of yours truly, I’m afraid we share not a blessed thing in common!”.
He ghosts fingertips under Vincent’s sharp jawline, before gently cupping around his cleft chin. “You bore me, Vincent. And there is nothing I despise more than boring people.”
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This is the birth of murdermedia (toxic) and the afterlife of radiostatic (still toxic)
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27 May 2026