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Hindsight is the Greatest Gift by idjit_666
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Jan 2026
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After the death of her Lady Mother, Princess Rhaenyra, now Crown Princess of the Iron Throne, has been plagued by a series of dreams which show her the decline of her house and the looming deaths of the dragons. After learning of what the future holds, Rhaenyra seeks out allies throughout the realm to help her strengthen her claim against Otto Hightower's schemes to place his future grandson on the throne against her and guide House Targaryen into the future.
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Dear Gods, Don't Let Me Walk The Same Path Again by idjit_666
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Jan 2026
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After his execution at the steps of the Sept of Baelor, Ned Stark unfortunately wakes up in the middle of his worst memories instead of his afterlife. Forced to wade through some of his most unpleasant experiences, Ned begins to realize that the facts that he built his world around crumble like sand at the slightest provocation. Faced with a morality crisis that could change the events of Robert's Rebellion, Ned embarks on a journey that will change the course of history. Whether that be for better or for worse is something that only Ned can decide.
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Of Blood and Bards by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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Witcher!Jaskier Au. I just had to hop on this train, I love this AU.
For years Julian Alfred Pankratz or known as Julian of Rediana the Witcher or Jaskier the bard has wandered the continent. But after the disastrous morning atop of the mountain, Jaskier realizes that the world wasn't safe for a bard like Jaskier. So Julian reverts to his natural state and beings to go back to the path, determined never to see the man who broke his heart.
But Destiny had something else in mind. And Destiny loves to create turmoil.
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- Part 1 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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Valdo Marx's Very Horrible Adventure by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2022
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THIS FIC HAS BEEN RESTARTED SO PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE FIRST CHAPTERS. THANKS!
Valdo Marx is a long-suffering bard, who just wants to live a nice life as a bard, but yet has to clean up the messes that the upstart Jaskier caused. After the bard seemingly disappeared, Valdo took it upon himself to act preventively before Jaskier causes another scandal.
Little did Valdo Marx know, he was into a whirlwind of a time when he meets the strange witcher with two different eye colours who seems to take a liking to him.
This is not a stand-alone fic, please read 'Of Blood and Bards' for context before reading.
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- Part 3 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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The Adventures of the Cat and Wolf by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Sep 2021
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A short story of how Lambert and Aiden met and formed a bond that crossed the cultural boundaries of their two schools, and would last a lifetime.
A stand-alone story, but some of the context of the story comes from of my main fic 'Of Blood and Bards'.
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- Part 2 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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DC Fics by idjit_666
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
11 Sep 2017
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Witcher!Jaskier Au by idjit_666
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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and he smiled (with a mouthful of bloody teeth) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2021
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James is sitting on the couch, Harry is next to him, giggling, and Lily's standing near the kitchen counter. James has his wand out, he's shooting colorful bubbles and Harry loves them, he's clapping excitedly -
The silver Patronus materialises in front of James so suddenly, that he can't even react.
"Peter's a death eater," Sirius's voice says. "He's sold you out. Voldemort's coming for you. Tonight. Run, Prongs."
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Sirius gets expelled after the Prank in Fifth Year, and everything changes.Series
- Part 1 of for a constellation that doesn't exist
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31 Jan 2026
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what spring does with the cherry trees by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2021
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Skrrrrrt. James heard the sound of the red-haired girl's key scraping across his (brand-new, precious and beautiful) car, even from all the way across the road.
+ other half-baked jily au's.
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- Part 11 of and several bad jokes later
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30 Jan 2026
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What would have happened if Flambae and Robert never joined the Phoenix Program? What if Flambae knew Robert was Mecha Man, and declared revenge on him for dismembering his fingers? An alternate universe in which Flambae and Robert go head to head, and secrets start to unravel.
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28 Jan 2026
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On Friday, Blonde Blazer found a new sucker to try (and fail) to wrangle the infamous Z-Team at SDN's Torrance location. On Friday, they all bet he'd be gone by Monday. On Monday, he showed up. On Tuesday, he showed up again. On Wednesday, they got to put a face to the voice.
He was the most basic and boring man he’d ever seen in his life. Average height, average brown hair cut into an average look, with big doe eyes and even bigger bags underneath them, a freckled face supported by a frame so thin and frail looking a soft breeze might knock him on his ass. All in all, he was entirely unremarkable in any and every way. Kind of cute, but in the same way a malnourished puppy covered in mud on the side of the road was cute.
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The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.
Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.