5 Works by insertsomethingwitty in Batman - All Media Types
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
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What Must Never Be Spoken by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Dick wants to fuck Jason. And, tragically, Dick has no idea.
(OR: Jason gets cursed to hear whenever someone lies to themselves. Spending time with Dick becomes an issue.)
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“Alright, hear me out. Dick cleans when he thinks he has a girl coming over. Girls won’t humour him because he’s a workaholic martyr and can’t organize his time for shit. If you want clean dishes, all you need is a girl who can put up with him.”
“Trust me, she doesn’t exist.”
“She doesn’t have to,” Roy says. “We can create her.”
(OR: Jason catfishes Dick so he'll clean their apartment. It goes about as well as expected.)
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Get Pretty Just to Fuck My Face Up by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2022
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The ‘exposure therapy’ was Tim’s idea: two weeks of pure, hellish confinement with Dick to acclimate to his presence and, hopefully, become totally indifferent to it.
“You’ll get over him,” Tim offers, like a sarcastic pat on the shoulder.
(OR: Jason tries to get over Dick by pretending to date him. Also, there's a submarine.)
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- Part 4 of The Nano Shufffle
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Wicked Kinda Dreams by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
26 Mar 2022
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Tim hears Jason’s voice, originating from no particular place, saying, “If you can hear me, say ‘Jason, you were the superior Robin’.”
Tim rolls his eyes. “I’m not gonna say that.” Then, “Oh, fuck.”
“You can read minds, can’t you?” Jason asks, out loud this time.
OR: Tim can read Jason's mind. It's less romantic than it sounds.
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- Part 3 of The Nano Shufffle