insertsomethingwitty
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- Batman - All Media Types (5)
- Les Misérables - All Media Types (5)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (4)
- DCU (3)
- Haikyuu!! (2)
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“He’s cheating! Don’t you care about the—the integrity of the game?”
“Oh, I think integrity left this car a long time ago."
Or: four pining idiots decide the best way to get over each other is to spend multiple days locked in a car together.
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
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What Must Never Be Spoken by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Dick wants to fuck Jason. And, tragically, Dick has no idea.
(OR: Jason gets cursed to hear whenever someone lies to themselves. Spending time with Dick becomes an issue.)
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October November December by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Apr 2024
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A couple weeks after The Incident, Billy starts acting weird. Like, downright bizarre. He starts acting like—and Eddie really wishes he had a better word for it— a Steve Harrington.
Eddie hates it.
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Max hires the local witch to get rid of her step-brother and step-father in one fell swoop.
Eddie's always been bad at following orders.
Recent series
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The Nano Shufffle by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
28 Mar 2022
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We're too inconsistently busy for NaNoWriMo so we've invented the Nano Shuffle, where we put our libraries on shuffle and write a short fic based on that in one sitting whenever we have a free evening. This series is for us to keep them all in one place.
- Words:
- 13,360
- Works:
- 4
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- 2
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i'll let you set the pace ('cause i'm not thinking straight) by aidaninkling
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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And oh, Ilya was a weak, weak man.
Because Shane had clearly gotten the wrong advice from someone along the line.
And as his RA, his mentor and guide in the first year of Shane's college career, he was meant to correct that. Steer his charge clear of such horrible, terrible ideas as asking their “straight” RA to teach them how to kiss behind their boyfriend's back. Say no, malysh, you really don't need to worry about this, your first kiss should be with someone you love and trust and really want to kiss.
“Okay,” he said, instead, and thought that at least he wasn't going to be sent back to Russia.
He was going to be sent straight to hell.
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- English
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- 3/3
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23 Mar 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,132
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 975
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- 8,529
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- 2,654
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- 108,560
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01 Mar 2026
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at the end of suffering, there’s a home by aioio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.
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- English
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- 16,132
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- 5/5
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- 265
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27 Feb 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
Series
- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,467
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- 1/1
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- 543
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- 7,958
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27 Feb 2026
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I Keep Telling Myself, I'm Not the Desperate Type by OrYouCouldHaveMine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Shane steps closer, standing between Ilya’s legs. “I guess that explains it, hm? You don’t have to be confident or good when you’re packing that, do you? You just let people use your big,” Shane accentuates the word by leaning down and touching Ilya’s cock for the first time, only it’s not a caress or a stroke, it’s a rude poke that makes Ilya’s cock jerk in the air, “cock, however they want to? Is that it? Just a thick, fat cock for people to ride when you get too fucking stupid to do anything else?”
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Uni AU, loser, stoner frat bro Ilya, pining after popular, jock Shane
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- Part 1 of Stoner Ilya
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,549
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Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
26 Feb 2026