insertsomethingwitty
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (5)
- Les Misérables - All Media Types (5)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (4)
- DCU (3)
- Haikyuu!! (2)
Recent works
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
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What Must Never Be Spoken by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Dick wants to fuck Jason. And, tragically, Dick has no idea.
(OR: Jason gets cursed to hear whenever someone lies to themselves. Spending time with Dick becomes an issue.)
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October November December by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Apr 2024
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A couple weeks after The Incident, Billy starts acting weird. Like, downright bizarre. He starts acting like—and Eddie really wishes he had a better word for it— a Steve Harrington.
Eddie hates it.
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Max hires the local witch to get rid of her step-brother and step-father in one fell swoop.
Eddie's always been bad at following orders.
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Enjolras is being weird, all quiet and docile. It’s making it hard to be mad at him, not that it’s stopping Grantaire. He’s willing to put the work in, for Enjolras.
or, Enjolras starts a fight at Grantaire's art gallery opening, and won't tell him why.
Recent series
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The Nano Shufffle by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
28 Mar 2022
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We're too inconsistently busy for NaNoWriMo so we've invented the Nano Shuffle, where we put our libraries on shuffle and write a short fic based on that in one sitting whenever we have a free evening. This series is for us to keep them all in one place.
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
12 Sep 2025
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Steph's just here to make Jason come and call him sweetheart.
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- English
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Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
05 Aug 2025
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It's a bit ironic that the god of life should fall for the dead.
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- English
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Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
13 Jul 2025
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Canon Divergence AU – Pre-S4. Marley no longer needs the Warriors. Forced to flee from the continent to avoid being executed, Reiner, Gabi and Falco arrive on the Island of Paradis where they run into Jean. Reiner offers him a deal: his life and the Armored Titan’s powers for the children’s safety.
Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
11 Jul 2025
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Trinity Santos turned to face him, and for a moment her expression was supremely awkward. Then she shoved that down, bottled it up, and looked him dead in the eye. “In my experience, I have managed to solve similar… situations through aggressive sex with no eye contact.”
Frank Langdon’s brain short circuited. He blinked. Blinked again. She was still there, not an apparition. Staring at him. Resigned. He choked out, “I’m sorry?”
She shrugged. “Just an idea.”
“Hate sex,” he clarified.
Again, she shrugged, turning now, eyes grazing anywhere but him.
He blew out a breath. What the fuck, he thought.
“Fine,” he said. Santos jerked to face him again. “But I’ll drive.”
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OR: Langdon and Santos put aside their differences, have rough and angry sex, and finally start building a friendship.
Series
- Part 1 of conflict resolution
Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
11 Jul 2025