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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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15 Dec 2025
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Under Vitrine Glass by galkyrie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
01 Dec 2021
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Tim Drake is undercover investigating a potential serial killer who's using Gotham as their hunting ground when Jason returns from an off-planet mission with the Outlaws. The only problem? The investigation has put him thoroughly into The Red Hood's territory and blowing his cover or bringing him in this investigation is not worth the risk.
The last thing Tim expects after their first run-in with eachother is Jason's interest in the person he's pretending to be.
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- Part 1 of Hold my Heart in a Vitrine
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- 66,820
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- 16/16
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02 Nov 2025
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
12 Sep 2025
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“Do it,” Armand says. “Taser me, Daniel.”
“You’re crazy.”
“Do. It,” Armand repeats. He almost snarls the order.
He’s so annoying. Annoying enough to make Daniel want to – he flips the safety switch and pulls the trigger.
In which young Daniel buys a taser, because a spray bottle doesn’t work when a vampire gets the zoomies. Things quickly devolve into unhinged horny behavior.
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- Part 2 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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07 Sep 2025
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Steph's just here to make Jason come and call him sweetheart.
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04 Aug 2025
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It's a bit ironic that the god of life should fall for the dead.
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12 Jul 2025
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Canon Divergence AU – Pre-S4. Marley no longer needs the Warriors. Forced to flee from the continent to avoid being executed, Reiner, Gabi and Falco arrive on the Island of Paradis where they run into Jean. Reiner offers him a deal: his life and the Armored Titan’s powers for the children’s safety.
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10 Jul 2025
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Trinity Santos turned to face him, and for a moment her expression was supremely awkward. Then she shoved that down, bottled it up, and looked him dead in the eye. “In my experience, I have managed to solve similar… situations through aggressive sex with no eye contact.”
Frank Langdon’s brain short circuited. He blinked. Blinked again. She was still there, not an apparition. Staring at him. Resigned. He choked out, “I’m sorry?”
She shrugged. “Just an idea.”
“Hate sex,” he clarified.
Again, she shrugged, turning now, eyes grazing anywhere but him.
He blew out a breath. What the fuck, he thought.
“Fine,” he said. Santos jerked to face him again. “But I’ll drive.”
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OR: Langdon and Santos put aside their differences, have rough and angry sex, and finally start building a friendship.
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- Part 1 of conflict resolution
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10 Jul 2025
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i speak in smoke signals (and you answer in code) by retinanebula
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Apr 2025
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After he'd eaten dinner, Tim allowed himself to settle down on the couch and take out his phone to check his inbox.
R: Hey. Based on your profile, we might be looking for the same thing. I’d love to hear more about what you’re interested in, though.
(Against his better judgement, Tim Drake makes a Grindr profile and starts sexting with a stranger to distract himself from his life-ruining crush on the Red Hood.)
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- English
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- 5/5
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28 Apr 2025
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Hajime is offered to learn the art of kissing from a true professional, one Oikawa Tooru. It's not as bad as he thought it would be.
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22 Mar 2025
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so you cannot forget my name by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
27 Dec 2024
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Jason is dangerous and insane, Tim reminds himself. Jason is a walking mass casualty event. Jason is just-–a fucking nuisance. It doesn’t matter how entrepreneurial he pretends to be, or how good he looks in a three-piece suit. Tim’s the only one who cares about what Jason’s doing in the Iceberg Lounge, the only one who knows what he’s capable of. Tim’s the only one who can stop him, which means it’s absolutely imperative that he does not get distracted.
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Tim gets distracted.
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- Part 4 of my jaytim fics
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- English
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- 14,580
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- 2/2
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09 Feb 2025
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my jaytim fics by Anonymous
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
15 Feb 2025
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jaytim fics by meeeeeee. feat down bad!jason, control freak!tim, and the author's poorly disguised fetish(es). generally unconnected nonsense. enjoy
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09 Feb 2025
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Every Time I See A Bird by kiera_wesley
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
16 Apr 2023
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Dick sees hallucinations of Jason ever since his death. One of the hallucinations shows up with a white streak and a gun.
Prompt: Identity Porn
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- Part 1 of Jaydick Week 2023
- Part 3 of Kiera’s Favorites
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- English
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31 Jan 2025
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After Jason walks out on Dick one too many times, Dick tells him not to bother coming back. Jason tries to respect his wish, but when a bullet leaves Jason bleeding out in an alley, there's only one person he wants to see. Too bad he's in Bludhaven.
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31 Dec 2024
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“It’s not great,” said Enjolras. “Hearing you talk about how you used to be oh so in love with me - joking about it all the time, seriously, all the time - when I very much remember how cruel I used to be to you. And now that I finally act like a decent human being, like a friend-“
Grantaire interrupted him. “I liked it,” he said. “How cruel you were. Everyone else either pitied or ignored me, but not you.”
OR: 3 times Grantaire jokes about how obsessed with Enjolras he used to be, and 1 time Enjolras protests.
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20 Dec 2024
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pull me like an animal out of a hole by saltwater_oracle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2024
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Tim Drake—a bored, wealthy, 18-year-old, who never became the next Robin. He maintains his obsession with Batman and Robin, and continues to follow, investigate, and photograph Batman and his close associates. He knows the identities of every, or almost every, Bat family member and some other heroes. He’s smart, he’s being recruited by all kinds of universities and government agencies for his programming and hacking skills, but…his life is empty. He wants something exciting to happen. Anything.
He never dreamed of actually stepping foot in the same bar as Jason Todd, his favorite enigma, but boredom will push a heinously wealthy honors student to do stupid things.
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- 2/2
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19 Sep 2024
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The Ballad of Sheriff Reiner and Outlaw Jean.
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30 Jun 2024
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Jean and Reiner after the end of the world.
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25 Jun 2024
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From Shiganshina with Love by therealfinalgirl
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Feb 2023
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Canon Divergence AU – the Cart Titan never comes to his aid, and Reiner is taken hostage after the Battle of Shiganshina.
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23 Jun 2024
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“You said you were on a case?” Jason shouts, partially drowned out when the beast opens its fierce jaws and roars.
“Case, monster hunt, same thing,” Tim replies.
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Tim isn’t very good at icing people out, even when they really, really deserve it.
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11 May 2024