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The air to Robert’s left grows warm, then hot—a concentrated sunlight that finally forces him to glance up.
Flambae’s hovering over the catwalk now, still nothing but a silhouette of fire. No trace of flesh. No trace of bones. Even his eyes are consumed by flames, leading Robert to wonder about the reliability of the man’s vision. He is a floating fiery ghoul, by all accounts.
One who may or may not be able to see.
Even so, the sight is formidable. He’d be impressed—seeing the effect up close like this is different than seeing it through the Mecha Man suit—but the image of the man slipping on a puddle and breaking his tooth on the bar makes it difficult to be anything but vaguely amused.
“If you’re gonna throw me off, could you at least do it in your other form?” Robert asks listlessly. “I’d like to die without third-degree burns, if at all possible.”
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or; dispatch, but flambae is a romance option
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31 Dec 2025
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The hours after Shroud all passed in a blur. The sound of the ambulance doors slamming shut on the bloody visage of his enemy should have seemed more final, but Robert felt only a sense of unease.
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Robert getting through the aftermath of Shroud, with Flambae there to help him through it.
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26 Dec 2025
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Supernatural creatures keep trying to lure away Robert because he’s like catnip to them, which is funny until it’s not. What does Malevola have to do to keep others from snatching away their dispatcher?
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Kinda 5 times someone tried to steal Robert, and one time they used that to their advantage (and then still had to prevent someone from taking him home)Bookmarked by itsreallynothing
21 Dec 2025
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A whisper of movement, and Jayce has barely turned his head before he feels it.
Catastrophic. Earth shattering.
A dull weight has settled into his side, a mess of chestnut locks spilling across Jayce’s shoulder, tickling his neck and chin. Jayce does his best to avoid moving too suddenly, afraid to frighten Viktor off- but when he peers around Viktor’s face, he finds the other to be fast asleep, his eyes gently closed in sleep, his mouth slightly parted.
Or: Viktor falls asleep on Jayce’s shoulder. Jayce has feelings about this
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20 Dec 2025
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It is the talk of both Piltover and Zaun when Jayce Talis returns from Noxus without a wife.
Viktor carries on as he always does.
or: viktor has no intention of becoming fodder for local gossip, but he can't seem to stop making an enemy of jayce talis, and neither can stop running into one another, despite their fervent insistence they never speak again. a regency au.
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18 Dec 2025
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Unfolding Naturally by AppleSharon, JunimoKarter
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
26 Feb 2022
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It was an unfortunate trait of Viktor’s to overfocus on a nagging problem until he solved it.
This made him an excellent scientist but overly distant at some times and too hyper-aware at others. It had been easier as a child — not any less hurtful, more actually — when not many people had wanted to associate with him.
Yet now, there was Jayce whom he cared about a great deal. He did not want to ruin anything about their burgeoning friendship and partnership by poking and prodding him.
He would hate it if Jayce was to do the same to him.
Early in their partnership, Viktor takes Jayce to a spa.
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13 Dec 2025
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After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.
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13 Dec 2025
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As Chad and Robert get ready in the morning, the former reconciles with the fact that he has not, in fact, ruined Robert.
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10 Dec 2025
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“Where the fuck is Flambae?” Robert said in way of team greeting.
“He’s off again.” Prism said. “Personal reasons.”
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Flambae is going through something, and no one knows what exactly. So when Robert finds him on the steps leading up to the SDN Torrance branch office after hours, he decides to see if he can help Z Team's resident mouthy fireball.Bookmarked by itsreallynothing
10 Dec 2025
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Sonar has been obsessed with you since you started at SDN. Unfortunately, every attempt to talk to you ends in disaster.
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08 Dec 2025
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a freeloader, a roommate, or a secret third thing by kj_crwn
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.
"You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.
"Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.
"Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.
or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.
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07 Dec 2025
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aren't you supposed to burn if you're a star? by minion676
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Robert is having a Hard Time after Shroud is defeated, Flambae is there to help.
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06 Dec 2025
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SDN Employee Handbook, Page 12:
Personal relationships between colleagues are permitted, provided they are conducted in a professional manner and do not interfere with work performance. All employees are expected to maintain professional conduct at all times in the workplace and avoid behavior that may cause difficulty, embarrassment, or discomfort to others.
Navigating workplace romances is hard enough even when they don't involve ex-supervillains with mile-high egos.
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“Do you think it's a sign of some deeper issue?” Robert muses, eyes tracing the deep v of his ridiculous suit and ducking the swipe of Chase's hand.
“Brain damage, probably.” Chase nods. Not entirely impossible, considering his lifestyle.
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05 Dec 2025
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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05 Dec 2025
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My Hookup is in My Friend Group and I Don't Like It by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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College life isn't easy for poor Robert Robertson, so he finds some stress relief on pointless dating apps to recover from a massive upcoming burnout.
Only to find out the guy he hooked up with is long-term friends with his new buddies and they all share the same friend group. Go figure.
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04 Dec 2025
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The Z-Team is spending another Friday night at the Sardine, but when Robert turns down a stranger who was flirting with him, they slip something in his drink.
Certainly, this won't have consequences when the Z-Team finds out.
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01 Dec 2025
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Really Hope You’re On Our Side (Really Hope You Get It) by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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The story behind these lines from A Brawl is Surely Brewing
“The point is: the members of the Z-Team range from overprotective to downright possessive of him. Blonde Blazer asked him to cover the shift of another dispatcher when they called out sick, and the Z-Team almost went downright feral upon finding out he had worked with a different group. Needless to say, that wasn’t going to happen ever again. Robert is always happy to help, but it would probably be more helpful for all of the SDN if he just stuck to his group.”
Or, an excuse to write more overprotective/possessive Z-Team lmao
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01 Dec 2025
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Robert hasn't slept. He doesn't know how long it's been and he doesn't really care, not when Chase is laid up in a hospital bed, barely breathing, with a heart that 's had to be restarted three times since Robert careened into the hospital bay in his old wheezing beater and begged the nurses for help.
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Wherein Robert is Going Through It and Flambae... Helps? Who knew he could do that?
NOTE: I refuse to believe Flambae's name is Chad, so I made his name Kamran in this, because he was born in Afghanistan; I'm always open to feedback so if this is a wrong usage of you have a better name, lmk!
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27 Nov 2025
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You Can Only Know My Name by hayleyreads
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
24 Sep 2024
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You know that Tumblr post that’s like “half of college professors are like you can know nothing about me except my name,” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! Anyway, what’s up with y’all?”
And someone else said: plot twist, they are married to each other.
So that with Erik and Charles.
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11 Nov 2025
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Definitions of Mercy by Order69 (wellthatjusthappend)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Aug 2024
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“As I said, I’ll be direct,” Obi-Wan moved closer to him, “Mandalor's needs may be great, but in truth, there is little from the Empire that it would not be better off getting elsewhere.”
His breath brushed against Jango’s ear.
“You should not have come.”
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31 Oct 2025