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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    I'm sorry? You've got what in that box!?"

    "Deadpool," Tony said as if a whole man could fit in a black box the size of a Barbie doll.

    "ok.. and this involves me because..."

    "It's your week to take care of him."

    "Excuse me?" Peter shouted.

     

    How do you keep an unkillable murderer from doing any more damage?
    Answer: shrink him tiny style.
    Wade is now the size of a Barbie doll, and as part of Spider-Man's new 'Avenger duties', he has to take care of him.

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    11 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    It’s all because of this stupid, stupid, brown box and cause Wade cannot resist his one weakness. A red button.

    Peter’s pissed. Wade’s thrilled, he’s Spider-man’s biggest fan, how could he not be over the moon to get the chance to swing around New York?
    Peter’s got two voices buzzing in the back of his head and subtle murderous urges. At least the katanas are cool.

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    Spider-man and Deadpool swap powers, tendencies, and even some memories. Freaky Friday.

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    26 Nov 2024

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    Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.

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    23 May 2024

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    16 May 2024

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    Peter Parker is of the (rather justified, if you ask him) opinion that his life is not in need of a soulmate right now. Add it all up, and it'd really just be better for everyone involved if there wasn't one, given the spidery alter-ego and the tragedy that follows him at every turn. Peter gets to keep his scientific scepticism, and they get to keep their life of relative safety, win-win right?

    Unfortunately, Fate is not one to give a shit about any of that, and neither is Deadpool.

    Or: another soulmates au, and Fate has its work cut out for it with these two idiots.

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    16 May 2024