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    Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”

    “Yes.” 

    He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas. 

    “Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”

    “My what?” Timothy looks scandalized. 

    “Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies. 

    I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.” 

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    Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    “What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”

    “More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”

    Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    During the Joker's latest attack, five boys went missing. Of them, only Tim has figured out how to survive under the Joker's twisted version of "care." As escape attempts pile up, Tim realizes that his freedom hinges on Batman and Robin coming to his rescue—but even they seem unable to find him with the Joker having gone underground.

    Jason knows it’s only a matter of time before Bruce realizes the mistake he's made by taking him in. Labelled as "reckless" and "emotional," his newly-discovered birth mom might be his last chance at family.

    These two converging roads were always destined to meet eventually.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Tim was doing just fine on his own. He fell into a routine between school, extracurriculars, and his nightly Batstalking. Maybe his situation was unconventional, but he could take care of himself.

    Jason had something to say about that.

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    Tim may have been thirteen, but he was also a high school Sophomore and perfectly capable of faking a nanny, breaking and entering, and hacking the Batcomputer—not necessarily in that order.

    All he had to do to keep this lifestyle was maintain the ruse—easy enough when it came to his parents but a more treacherous undertaking to try to put one over on the Batman himself. And with Jason as his English tutor, Tim found himself growing perilously close to the Wayne family. Although at first content to watch them from behind his camera, it was only a matter of time before he got invested.

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    An Eddie Drake AU where in no particular order of importance:
    (1) Tim commits several felonies by modifying his dead parents’ wills and creating a fake uncle;
    (2) Jason quietly opens a coffee shop in the Bowery as a front for . . . other plans;
    (3) Stephanie insults an asshole coffee-shop owner and gets a part-time job; and
    (4) Jason blackmails Tim into doing the books at his totally legal coffee shop because god know whatever the hell that trainwreck has going on requires adult supervision.

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    20 Jan 2026

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