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WikiHow To Treat a Stab Wound by MyNameIsThunder
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
11 Feb 2024
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In which Tim gets stabbed due to his adoptive brother’s incompetence, mocked by his adoptive father’s biological spawn, blackmailed by tech support as well as his ex-girlfriend, and finally both rescued and kidnapped by his adoptive brother’s brother – crime lord by trade, nuisance by nature. He should really try to be a bit less excited about that last part.
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“Please hold the line,” Tim said in his most monotone voice, tapping the side of his domino to switch to heat vision. “The person you are heckling is currently bleeding the fuck out.”
“Have you tried applying pressure?”
“When this is over, I’ll come over and apply pressure to your larynx.”
It was kind of hard to hear over the sound of Damian rapidly whacking another drone with the hilt of his katana, but Tim was pretty sure that Jason made a noise like a revving engine. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,” he said.Series
- Part 1 of WikiHow To Be a Kickass Vigilante
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Tim gets tired of constantly having to remove all the bugs Batman and Oracle plant in his apartment, so he cooks up a scheme to make them regret ever listening in. But he'll need some help, of course.
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- Part 9 of JayTim works
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12 Sep 2025
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HELPPP THISNIS SO FUNNY SKBSJSBWNWNS DUMBASSES TO LOVERS
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Jason feels the blood feather break.
JayTim Week 2024 Day One: Bat / Duck / Wing
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Most of the time, Tim is fine. He doesn't like to wallow in his own misery — not only is it unbecoming of a Robin, it just shows how much of a useless beta he is, not able to balance out his own emotions. When everything becomes too much, he likes to find himself a quiet spot where he can purr to himself and take down the walls he builds around himself.
In all the years he's been alive, no one caught him yet. He never expected his little purring session in Titan's Tower would be interrupted by not one, but two crime lords alongside another Tim, and even less so for it to turn as well as it does.
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11 Sep 2025
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SO CUTE I CANNOT. my babiesssss
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Jason has a system for dealing with being touch starved, and he doesn’t need the Bats’ help. He’s fine… Until he very much isn’t.
Almost a 5+1 fic, but not quite.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Touch