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The coffee table from his grandparents’ sitting room is here, instead.
Theatre of all the battlefields of his childhood and now covered in three of Simon's half-empty mugs of tea, Baz's attempts at proving that he doesn't need a wedding planner, and two bills to pay, because Baz feels too old-fashioned to set up automatic payments.
|| Old ends and new beginnings.
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- Part 2 of boxes
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Simon Snow and the Sands of Time by martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Jul 2025
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Simon Snow Cadwallader is looking for answers and hoping not to find them. His father's notebooks with him, he roams the world trying to prove that the supernatural isn't real. That there are no prophecies, no Chosen Ones, no hidden meanings in the history of humanity.
Basilton Grimm-Pitch is tired of asking the wrong questions. Stuck in the basement of the British Museum, he looks at decades of stolen history piling up around him and knows that there is something more concealed inside forgotten crates of dusty terracotta.
When Simon's quests lead him to seek Baz's expertise, they soon realise that maybe they've been looking for the same thing all along.
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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by martsonmars, onepintobean for Cosmicalart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2025
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Agatha doesn't break up with Simon on the ramparts.
Simon still kisses Baz. And now he has to break up with Agatha.
But how?
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Can we uncall it? by martsonmars for sillyunicorn6154
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Jan 2025
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If the world has to end today, Agatha wants to die on her horse.
Unless she doesn't.
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always the time of the year by martsonmars for you_remind_me_of_the_babe
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jan 2025
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The Salisburys and the Pitches have been fighting over Mistlewood's winter market since before capitalism put its hands on Christmas.
Now that the Salisbury heir has left the country to join a cult, leaving the family business to his 75-year-old mother, Baz thinks that the victory is finally his.
What he doesn't expect, however, is for his best friend to step up and help Lady Salisbury. Because Baz cannot let him win.
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Carry On Years 1-7: A Picture Book by aralias, artsyillustrations (artsyunderstudy), artsyunderstudy, bookish_bogwitch, Cattocavo, cutekilla, cutestkillastrations (cutekilla), doodleishere, ErzbethLuna, FoolofaBookWyrm, Ionlydrinkhotwater (orphan_account), Kohatenz, KrisRix, letraspal, Lizard_fruit, martsonmars, mostly_maudlin, OtherWorldsIveLivedIn, palimpsessed, Stardustasincocaine, tealbrigade, TechnetiumAI, Wild-Eyed Apricot (Grateful_for_You), yellobb
Fandom: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Jun 2024
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specky baz by martsonmars
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, Heartstopper (TV), Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
10 Oct 2023
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born on tumblr by martsonmars
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
04 Feb 2023
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the cheeseburger saga by johnwgrey, martsonmars
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2022
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The Wedding Bet by facewithoutheart for martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
23 Oct 2022
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I can practically see the drool building in Agatha’s mouth. “Sweet Gaia. Did Baz just propose a bet?”
Shep bounces in his chair and claps his hands. “A bet! A bet! A bet!”
“The Return of the Mustache Plaque, 2022,” Penny gasps.
Shep buries his face in his hands. “Please no.”
I nod, solemnly, thinking of the framed facial hair I keep in my office. “I deem this prize acceptable.”
“Only because it embarrasses me!” Shep sinks deeper into his arms.
“I deem that prize also acceptable,” I grin.
The Gang makes a bet to find Simon a date for his coworker’s wedding, or Baz and Simon’s love story develops over five acts and four years.
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- Part 1 of Author’s Favorites
Bookmarked by martsonmars
23 Oct 2022
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SCREAMING CRYING BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL