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He’s supposed to teach her how to pipette.
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In which Mel and Frank attend a Coldplay concert and accidentally hard-launch their relationship.
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“My name is Pansy and I am not an alcoholic,” she gruffly stated. Everyone in the room groaned.
She wasn't. She was completely in control and everything she did was her choice. And furthermore, it wasn't an alcohol addiction per se. It was him. And how good he was in bed.
Intoxicating, really. Practically addicting. That would probably explain why she got drunk and fucked him approximately five nights a week.
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Like the one Frank thinks of now, as he stares at the ceiling. He can practically heat Mom’s voice, chipper and raspy and kind of grating: Time flies when you’re having fun!
Frank is not having fun. It must be why time seems to have stilled.
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06 Aug 2025
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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17 Oct 2022
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Could that mean… Is the Hat planning to re-sort two older students? Can it do that?
Hermione’s fairly certain this is a first. Nothing like it is mentioned in Hogwarts, A History, anyway.
The Hat calls out a name. “Theodore Nott!”
She grips Harry’s elbow as her veins turn to ice, an awful sense of dread spreading through her.
“Hermione Granger!”
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When the Sorting Hat makes a surprise decision at the Start of Term feast in sixth year, Hermione and Theo’s lives are changed forever.
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07 Dec 2021
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As the dust settles in the 2000 United States Presidential election, Ivy League student Hermione Granger goes to three different parties, in an effort to think about something- anything- other than the state of Florida.
So does that argumentative trust fund prick, Draco Malfoy.
A college AU all about enemies who...aren't.
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01 Oct 2021
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"Oh, my god," Harry bleats, much too fucking late, "you're a hooker?"Her mouth falls open. "You didn't know?"
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03 Apr 2019