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I Don't Think We're in Space Anymore by MeowMeowRiley for Avidcatperson
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
30 Jun 2024
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Lieutenant John Price stared into the black glassy eyes of a beast he had never seen before, and felt a fear completely foreign to him. Crouched low, it watched him through the bars of his cell. Six limbs, the fuck do you even call that? Hexapedal? Fuck if he knew. Blood covered those six limbs, that's what he knew.
When Price is sent to find out if Simon Riley is alive or dead, he gets captured himself. What happens when he finds himself staring into the eyes a terrifying creature that's definitely not from earth, but is standing just outside his cell?
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- Part 1 of Fics That Were Supposed to Be One-shots
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Ghost had been sure, many times in his life, that he had the worst luck in the world. Now, he could make that the worst luck in the fucking universe. Getting captured by aliens wasn't his idea of a nice Sunday, yet here he was.
The 141 knows very little about humans. They're fearsome, dangerous creatures from an even worse planet. The few expeditions foolish enough to get close disappeared entirely. The one report salvaged from a lucky ship, a long time ago, isn't really helping.
They have to figure out what to do with the one in front of them.Or, humans are space orcs but make it COD.
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The alpha in his head screams at Price as he makes his way inside and to Laswell’s office. His instincts oscillate wildly between the desire to find whoever this is and hide them from the world and the urge to run away until the smell of their abject terror is nothing but a haunting memory.
Before long, he finds himself knocking on Kate’s door. She greets him with a grim look that he imagines mirrors his own. Even though the scent has dissipated as Price strayed from the path the alpha must have been taken in, the memory of it is seared into his brain.
Kate takes a deep breath as she sits down and motions for him to do the same.
"Thank you for coming on such short notice at this hour. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that I wouldn’t have called you in personally if this wasn’t an emergency."
At Price’s nod, she picks up a small stack of papers she has on the desk next to her and hands him a few sheets.
“A&E called the clinic at 2:38 A.M., approximately 45 minutes after the patient was admitted, when he nearly bit out the attending’s throat and injured five others as they intervened.”
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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While on an ANBU retrieval mission, Kakashi triggers a curse seal that leaves him without sight, hearing, or speech. On his own and a week's travel away from the village, he has no choice but to rely on an unknown Konoha-nin that he meets on the road to get him home safely.
That Konoha-nin is Iruka Umino, a freshly graduated genin, who may be even more lost than Kakashi is. But at least they're not alone.
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Bloodbound by konota
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
16 Oct 2025
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Umino Iruka is less than pleased to learn that Konoha regulations have placed him in a Heat House until he finds an alpha with whom to break his five-year heat-free streak.
Meanwhile, Hatake Kakashi is resigned to the fact that he's been ordered back to the Heat House for this year's agonizing round of small talk leading to the bedroom and a week-long rut.
Things don't quite go as either of them expect.
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“You need me to spell it out for you? Okay. Fine. I hate you. I –” The metal bar digs into his fingers. He squeezes harder. “I should have left you to die. I wish I had, because I will never forgive you. Once we’re back on Earth, I don’t ever want to see you again, if I can help it.”
The survivors return to Earth, where staying away from Kepler proves harder than Jacobi thought.
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- Part 4 of I Let Love In
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Five times Bruce benched the batkids for being sick, and one time he let himself be benched.
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Bruce has told all of his kids that if they ever need urgent help, and he or Alfred aren’t available for some reason, that they should take a deep breath and say, “Superman! I need help!” as loudly and clearly as they can, and Uncle Clark will come find them and help them. Let us just say that each child has had a different understanding of the phrase “urgent help.”
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When Iruka presented as an omega, he made his peace with the fact that he wasn't allowed to serve as a Konoha shinobi. Now, at 18 years of age, the council has demanded that he mate Hatake Kakashi, notorious cold-blooded killer, for the good of the village.
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An AU where Red Son is a vampire.
When MK finds the legendary staff, there isn't any villains around to steal it, but he still somehow meets the angry demon.
Or, MK uses his new immortal powers to feed a hot vampire infinitely.
(Contains discussions of Eating Disorders : for a vampire, normal foods are tasteless, so it's mostly concerning the "joy in eating" issue, nothing too bad)
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- Part 1 of Sacharott's Vampire Red Son AU
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When Laios and Falin are taken from their home planet and separated, they'll do anything to find one another... and maybe make some food and friends along the way :]
(aka I am no longer in the dsmp fandom but I need space orc content so I stole it)Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
20 Sep 2025
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Amazing dm fic. Ch. 2
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Jan 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
02 Sep 2025
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Cryptid batman
Love to see it
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How Not to Make a Rom Com by AlysstheHatter1999
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017)
16 Jan 2026
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Frank Castle doesn't need any more people in his life. He's got Curt, David won't leave him alone, and he occasionally works with Daredevil.
He's going to keep it that way. Or try to, at least.
Matt Murdock doesn't have a lot of people in his life, so when Frank Castle starts spending more and more time with him, he's willing to see where it goes. Unfortunately, Frank is more stubborn than the nuns that helped to raise him and twice as violent.
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Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
25 Aug 2025
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
19 Aug 2025
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Cute found family!
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Aromantic, Asexual, and Queerplatonic Promptfic by TwoMenAndAGuava
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Hogan's Heroes, MASH (TV), Red vs. Blue, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Stargate Atlantis, The Grimnoir Chronicles - Larry Correia, Star Trek: The Original Series, Babylon 5, Stargate Universe, The Chronicles of the Raven - James Barclay, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Feb 2018
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Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
17 Aug 2025
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A-spec stories let's go!
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"Wash feels Church behind every hit, swing and weave, refining angles and force like a dance. And Church catches Wash at pace right along with him, changing tactics like it’s an old song he sings along to. And, for a minute, they think: This is it. This is what it was supposed to be."
The mercs force Epsilon back into Wash's head, and several subsequent days of That Happening. Featuring: daring escapes, two people trying really hard not to mess each other up any more than they already are, and Chorus as Space Australia.
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Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
17 Aug 2025
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Kinetic!! 🥳 MoM! 💖
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Interlude: Lost In Translation by hingabee, PunishedPyotr
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
30 Apr 2022
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So, when a Tellarite ship had bumped into the wrong side of a docking pylon and triggered a cascade power failure in the station’s computer systems, Benjamin was left unable to communicate with half his staff.
And the computer. The computer “spoke” Cardassian. Exclusively.
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- Part 31 of Does Your Mother Know
Bookmarked by melodramatic_malarkey
17 Aug 2025
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Really good ds9 language fic