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    There's dead silence from the company.

    "B-Bilbo?" a hesitant Balin calls out, and Bilbo tries not to wince at the tone, "are you… floating on top of the water?"

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Thorin and Bilbo meet on Grindr and agree on a very specific arrangement: No one is to do anything silly like actually meet or fall in love.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Thranduil is an opportunist, and if flirting with the halfling is going to upset the Dwarven king, he'll take great delight in doing so.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Bilbo gets lonely at night, and after too much whining, Thorin decrees that Bilbo will spend the nights sleeping beside Dwarves. Thus, five times Bilbo asks for a cuddle, and one time someone asks him.

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    13 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Thorin Oakenshield is the crown prince of one of the strongest kingdoms in Middle-earth, but over the last year, the kingdom has struggled to maintain its position among the ruling powers of Middle-earth. Erebor was held under vicious siege by the dragon Smaug, who terrorised the land and wiped out the nearby human settlement of Dale. The hardship forces Erebor into a difficult position, creating no other choice but for King Thror to seek alliances with other kingdoms and races through the bonds of marriage. Will Thorin see this as his duty to his kingdom, or take another path entirely?

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    09 Feb 2026

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    After the Battle of the Five Armies, Durin’s Folk start regarding Bilbo as the Master Burglar. His theft of the Arkenstone is thought to be an unsurpassed achievement in the craft of burglary.

    Bilbo’s unexpected popularity among dwarves quickly becomes a problem. Thorin has a solution that makes him the happiest hobbit alive but it does not help. Not in the slightest.

    Or, Master Burglar steals great many things.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins is born with a weak heart, requiring a cuckoo-clock to keep it from stopping. All is well for the next fifty years, but when his mechanism begins to act up, he will have to embark on a journey to find the only person who can fix his heart: A dwarven clockmaker by the name of Thorin.

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    29 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 36

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    06 Jan 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 82

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    'No, no it's not that. She's one of this year's chicks. One of a large clutch. The others bully her: pluck out her feathers and steal her food. She's getting thinner by the day. I fear she's not long left for the world: that they'll drive her to her death. I tried to make her leave for the Greenwood, thinking she'd be safer, but...'

    'But she won't go.' Bilbo's heart crumpled in his chest. He knew what it was to be bullied. As a faunt he had been as troublesome as the other young hobbits, but as a tween he'd struggled to fit in. He had wondered if there was something fundamentally wrong with himself as the other hobbits his age shunned or mocked him. It was part of why the start of his quest with the Company had been so challenging. He'd felt like an outsider all over again, and not just because he was a hobbit among dwarves.

    Life was cruel, but Bilbo wasn't.

    (For the prompt "Raven" - For Mim)

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    27 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 56

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    Neither he nor Thorin had thought to have a family, but the Valar worked in ways that were both mysterious and, at times, needlessly cruel. Primula and Drogo, dead, and poor little Frodo left with no parents of his own.

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    A look into a life where Bilbo and Thorin adopt Frodo and take him back to Erebor.

    (based on the word "Ward" - For Karyl

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    27 Dec 2025

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    'Gardens are important to hobbits. They are what makes a place home.’

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    27 Dec 2025

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    26 Dec 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 15

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    Bilbo admires Dwalin.

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    26 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 42

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    "Hobbits, however, are different. It is said that the Lady Yavanna created them from a seed that she found in a scorched forest and that is how their lives are spent: to die, burn, and return anew from the ashes."

     

    Bilbo dies in the Battle of the Five Armies and Gandalf, knowing of the ways of Hobbits, brings Bilbo's relatives to Erebor to perform the rites and ritual of a Hobbit funeral.

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    26 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 24

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    Hobbits consider it polite to leave a little food left on their plates after a meal. A way of letting the host know they’ve been well fed.

    Dwarves consider this extremely rude.

    Evidently, there are some cultural differences and misunderstandings.

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    08 Dec 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 10

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    A narrow path along a cliff becomes the site of a terrifying accident. When Bilbo slips and falls, Kíli leaps after him without hesitation, using his own body to shield the hobbit. Injured and shaken, the trio must find their way back to each other—hearts aching, limbs bloodied, and love never more apparent.

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    08 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    Bifur struggles to get about his business in town when he can't exactly speak the common tongue.
    Bilbo becomes his light.

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    05 Dec 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 12

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    In the heart of Erebor, tempers boil over and loyalties are tested as Thorin and Dwalin clash in a fierce argument. When fists are raised, it's Bilbo who throws himself into the middle—literally—to stop them before they destroy more than just furniture.

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    05 Dec 2025

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