monocrastinator
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colubrum in sinu fovere by deepseagirl, monocrastinator
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
25 May 2020
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“Why don’t you entertain me, hm? Bounty hunter.”
[Aesopica 176]
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Plenty of Time by monocrastinator for MilkManTime
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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He hadn’t known what he had expected his sentence to be. But to be sent to slay a dragon? That certainly wasn't it.
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“Listen carefully, petit lapin. I am going to take you-” Aesop’s breath hitches as ice cold fingers brush gently, mockingly, against his cheek - “bound hand to foot, at my mercy, helpless as you struggle in the air. You may try to escape like what happened last time, but I will catch you again. I am going to take you down into the basement, and I will punish you for your insubordination. By the time I am done with you, you will be a quivering mess, shaking at the mere sound of my voice and ghost of my touch. Do you understand?”
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Lancelot jolts awake as the door opens.
"How have you been, Lan-chan?"
Lancelot says nothing.
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Gran doesn't know why he does it.
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Anthony J Crowley had been plauged by dreams for much of his life, but it simply never occured to him that they might be true. That was until he met the kindly bookseller who looked far too similar to the man he'd been dreaming about.
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S3 Fix-It where Aziraphale and Crowley start to remember their old life together.
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17 May 2026
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Misfire by VivatRex
Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.
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16 May 2026
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let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale saw him sometimes in all-staff meetings, sitting toward the front but off to the side, lounging against a wall. Even then, he’d had style—wings tipped in gold and face painted with gold flakes in the pattern of the first constellation he designed. He was amazing, and eye-catching, and it was no exaggeration to say that he did not know Aziraphale even existed.
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16 May 2026
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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15 May 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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15 May 2026