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Sleeping Beauty by Deepdarkwaters for howsharry
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
11 Jan 2017
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Eggsy's called off on an emergency mission after his mum's already gone to work and the only person available to babysit on such short notice is Harry.
There's a wobbly, suspicious sort of truce between them and it feels as brittle as the pinky wafers Harry finds languishing in the back of a kitchen cupboard.
"Listen," he tells Daisy, folding up like a concertina to sit cross-legged on the living room rug beside her, "it's far too late for elevenses and far too early for lunch, but time is a man-made construct and really doesn't mean a thing, so let's eat biscuits."
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- English
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- 7,792
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 175
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- 2,267
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25 Feb 2026
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Modern Royal AU.
“The international community is in chaos this morning in the wake of the deaths of many world leaders. The death of the president of the United States has been confirmed, along with the majority of his cabinet. Great Britain can count itself lucky that the Queen has been found and finally returned to her throne, but her heirs are another story. It appears that both princes and their own heirs are among the casualties of what is being referred to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Sources close to--”
It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he's probably going to need a bit of polish.
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- Part 1 of Modern Royalty AU
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- English
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- 40,077
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 775
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- 5,147
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03 Feb 2026
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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- English
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- 51,279
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 11
- Comments:
- 425
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- 7,765
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- 80,985
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01 Feb 2026
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A Long List of Happy Endings by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2022
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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- English
- Words:
- 162,620
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 1,519
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- 6,175
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- 2,091
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- 143,241
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31 Dec 2025
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When Drogo Baggins arrives in Erebor with a small party of hobbits, his disapproval of Thorin brings many of the king's insecurities about Bilbo's future happiness into the open. Can Thorin prove his suitability to the hobbits, and himself?
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- Part 7 of The Mushroom Mine
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,340
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 201
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22 Nov 2025
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The King Under the Mountain needs information about the Flower Language of the Shire, and he needs it fast. Unfortunately, he can hardly send a raven directly to the hobbits. They'd shoo it away and put up scarecrows. What's a dwarf in love to do?
Trust Nori.
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- Part 5 of The Mushroom Mine
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22 Nov 2025
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,912
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 4,633
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- 14,641
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- 4,145
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- 346,268
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21 Nov 2025
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Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Feb 2013
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Written for the Hobbit kink meme.
In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist.
And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little gentlehobbit.
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- Part 1 of Sing When the Dawn is Dark
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,751
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 579
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- 14,370
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- 3,245
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- 303,875
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19 Nov 2025
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Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Feb 2013
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Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
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- Part 1 of The Good Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,721
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 29
- Comments:
- 795
- Kudos:
- 15,532
- Bookmarks:
- 3,690
- Hits:
- 316,209
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19 Nov 2025
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The Color of Possibility by lindoreda
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Jan 2015
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When Bilbo puts himself between Thorin and Azog's blade, his mithril shirt protecting them both, it isn't long before some dwarves whisper that 'Oakenshield' might not be the best epithet for their king anymore. But for Bilbo, barred from Thorin's sight since the battle, this new epithet only adds to the sting. Spending his days caring for the recovering princes, Bilbo wonders how much more of this he can take, not suspecting his place at the center of a silent divide in the company.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,011
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 472
- Kudos:
- 16,757
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- 3,176
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- 199,994
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18 Nov 2025
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It didn't take long for it to become clear that no one had actually put any thought into how to rebuild a kingdom. The fact that it was haunted wasn't making things any easier.
In which Bilbo is going to fix things, come hell or high water.
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- English
- Words:
- 34,618
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 132
- Kudos:
- 2,155
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- 636
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- 18,525
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18 Nov 2025
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Some people fall in love over the holidays. Other people take longer.
A year in the life of entirely platonic roommates.
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- English
- Words:
- 15,211
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 39
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17 Nov 2025
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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- English
- Words:
- 13,550
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 429
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- 21,841
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- 5,249
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- 215,897
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14 Nov 2025
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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2013
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Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
OR - Bilbo has unexpected skills and Thorin finds he likes them.- Language:
- English
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- 3,886
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 377
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- 22,084
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- 5,146
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- 222,458
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14 Nov 2025
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Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain by BookknobsandBroomsticks
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jan 2025
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Stede Bonnet is a romance novelist, not that anyone knows it when he's writing under a pseudonym. After all, surely nobody wants to buy a gay romance written by a single, middle-aged man who has spent most of his life married to a woman? But Stede’s latest book and unexpected hit, Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain, is being turned into a movie and his favourite actor, Ed Teach, has asked to audition for the lead role.
Action hero Ed Teach is sick of the grind and performative masculinity that the action genre, and his agent Izzy, demand. He wants to branch out, he wants to come out and auditioning for the romantic lead in a film about gay pirates feels like the perfect way to do that.
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28 Aug 2025
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Edward "Blackbeard" Teach spent his youth running between gangs, fighting to make a name for himself and carving out both a fearsome reputation and a small empire. The Ed of today is older, wiser, has a shit knee and is doing his best to give back by offering to help at risk children with the Lighthouse Center, a place of safety he never had.
Enter one Stede Bonnet, an award winning dressage rider who offers to help the youth center by donating time at his stable to the kids in Edward's care. It's a dream come true until Stede offers to help Edward overcome his fear of horses. Ed realizes that he's being seduced by a man in incredibly tight pants, hips that do things that make his mind melt and a smile that makes his heart stutter.
Sexiness, fluff, no real angst and just... honestly Stede being sexy as hell in riding outfits and all the things that happen afterwards that blow Ed's mind.
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- Part 1 of Breeches And Boots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,435
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 347
- Kudos:
- 377
- Bookmarks:
- 85
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- 9,605
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13 May 2025
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podfic of "Luctor et Emergo: The Call of Edthulhu" by Dracothelizard by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Dec 2024
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Stede pulled a face at that. “Hm, well, I don’t want to do any human sacrifices.”
“Kinda rule number one of being in a cult,” Pete scoffed.
“Ah! Not in this cult!” Stede beamed at him and looked around expectantly. “Remember? What’s our number one rule?”
Roach raised his hand. “Don’t sacrifice my chicken.”
“Not quite number one, but still high up,” Stede replied. “Swede?”
“Stick to the chore schedule?”
“Definitely in the top ten.” There were no more hands, and he sighed. “Come on! If we want to get a good result, we talk about it…”
“As a cult,” the others chorused, some more reluctant than others.
AKA the Lovecraftian AU no one asked for!
In which High Priest Stede struggles with nosy Badmintons, his cultists and the Spanish Inquisition. Meeting Edthulhu makes everything better. Now Stede just has to help the eldritch deity emerge fully into this world. It'll be fine! Probably!
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- Part 1 of Luctor et Emergo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 376
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26 Mar 2025
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,522
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,984
- Kudos:
- 715
- Bookmarks:
- 173
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- 19,800
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26 Jan 2025
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Podfic of "Prove It" by KnivesInFeet by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jan 2025
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 308
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 144
- Kudos:
- 62
- Bookmarks:
- 6
- Hits:
- 1,577
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26 Jan 2025
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Therapy would say, this is temporary, Stede. When you’ve eaten something, and had some sleep, you’ll find this is temporary.
What therapy doesn’t help with is feeling like this now.
Therapy doesn’t stop the hot spikes at the back of his eyeballs, signalling tears that he isn’t even sure if he’s got the energy to shed. Therapy doesn’t stop the dull thud in his forehead that might mean dehydration, or exhaustion, or just that the car behind him in the never-ending traffic jam was a giant 4x4 with its LED headlights burning directly into Stede’s retinas for an hour.
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19 Jan 2025