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In which Hanamaki's humble medical practice is threatened by
an intractable assholea witch doctor who's just moved into the shop down the street. Medical/Witchcraft AU.
As far as Hanamaki’s concerned, and as far as bad life decisions go, setting up your witch clinic right next to an actual, proper, medical clinic is practically akin to setting up an all-you-can-eat buffet right next to a gym. Or a sex toy shop next to a church. Or a vegetable patch next to a goat farm. Or – yeah, the point is, this Matsukawa guy has totally cornered the market in Terrible-Life-Decision-Making-Skills.- Language:
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I sure hope that the sun got rhythm ('cause he gonna dance when that music hit'm) by rekamohcs
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
08 May 2020
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“Well, look at you. You actually own clothes that don’t belong at a golf club.” Iwaizumi says as he approaches, foregoing a proper greeting.
Oikawa’s gaze scans over Iwaizumi’s dark joggers and simple navy hoodie. His signature snapback is perched atop his head, backward as usual, dark spikes of hair peeking through the hole at the front. Oikawa gives a prim smile and sticks up his nose. “And you, as usual, look like a street rat.” He chides.
“Yeah, and how do you expect to move your body in jeans that tight, pretty boy?”
Oikawa’s eyes are half-lidded and annoyingly pretty when he says, “Oh, Hajime – you know I can move my body exactly as I need to no matter what I am or am not wearing.”
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Iwaizumi Hajime is a street dancer. When he starts at Seijou School for the Arts, he isn’t sure what to expect – but it certainly isn’t the whirlwind that is the classically-trained, preppy, and popular Oikawa Tooru.
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After School Special by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2016
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“Well,” Shōta snorts, “they admitted you to UA when you can't even throw a decent punch.”
A moment later, Shōta realizes his miscalculation.
However, that's not before Yamada's fist smashes into his jaw.
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¥300 Shampoo by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2017
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“Look at these split ends!” the stranger exclaims, still holding a chunk of Shōta’s hair between his fingers. “When was the last time you got your hair cut?”
“What the fuck are you doing?” Shōta growls, slapping the stranger’s hands away and fixing him with a firm glare.
“Let me cut your hair,” the stranger demands.
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Yaku won’t admit it, but he lives for the smell of coffee.
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