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    “Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”

    “I can do that.”

    Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.

    Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).

    Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.

    If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.

    Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.

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    27 Jan 2024

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    Thousands of years into the future, Cole and Zane meet their friends again.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    Every time the world ended, Sephiroth and Cloud met.
    Every time, they decided what to change to make it end better.
    Every time they failed.
    Can anything save Cloud's friends? Keep Sephiroth from falling? Give them both a happy ending?

    Or:

    When Cloud Strife was 11 years old, he took his mom's truck, drove to Shinra, and stole a prized experiment. All because a nightmare with piercing green eyes asked him to try.

    Sephiroth isn't like anyone else, but Cloud thinks he likes him. Even though his arrival in Nibelheim changes everything.

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    16 Nov 2021

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    02 Oct 2021

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    AU where Zuko realises early into his banishment that Ozai is an abusive bastard who sent him on a wild goose chase. Iroh turns their decommissioned warship into a floating tea shop, and Zuko settles down as a tea server onboard the Jasmine Dragon.

    And then, years later, the Avatar emerges from the iceberg.

    And then Aang decides that he wants Zuko, the first good firebender he’s met this century, to be his firebending teacher - even though Zuko wants nothing to do with him.

    Based on this tumblr post.

    (Please note: This fic is technically unfinished/abandoned, but contains end notes with my original plans to wrap-up the fic)

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    07 Jun 2020