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“The house is… sad,” the client responds.
“Again, we can’t help with selling the house. Maybe try some decorations. That’ll brighten the old place up,” Charles suggests.
“No, you misunderstand. The house doesn’t look sad. The house is sad. It is depressed.”
“How do you figure?” Edwin says, sitting up in his chair now that the client has said something potentially interesting.or
A new case brings up old feelings, and maybe something more.
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The Case of the Mysterious Bookshop Owner by ofstitches
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
22 May 2024
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"I meant that I am dead,” Edwin says bluntly, “You are aware of that, aren’t you?”
“Of course, my boy. I am not daft.”
“No, I did not think you were,” Edwin lies. The man is either being purposefully obtuse or he really is just incredibly daft, “I just-I-are you?”
“Am I..?”
“Dead?”
“Well I should think not,” Mr. Fell says then refuses to elaborate.
“So you are not a ghost?”
“What kind of ghost do you mean?”
“...Any kind?”
“Oh, then no.”
Edwin furrows his brow, “Why did you ask what kind then?”
“Curiosity.”
Edwin takes a deep breath that he does not need.Or
Edwin meets a bookshop owner
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- Part 2 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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Two Gay, Bitchy, Englishmen by ofstitches
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
04 May 2024
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“We’re only here because watching Edwin and Mr. Fell have a go is a right laugh.”
“Well, I am so glad you find it amusing, Charles,” Edwin rolls his eyes, graciously ignoring the giddy look Charles directs toward Crystal, “Mr. Fell is a difficult man and not to be underestimated. Though, Charles is correct. You would do well not to interfere,”
“Why? Is this guy dangerous or something?”
“No, Mr. Fell isn’t dangerous,” Charles says confidently then pauses, “Well, not dangerous to us,” Another pause, “Well, not dangerous to us unless Edwin has done something to tick off Mr. Fell again.”
“Not recently,” Edwin replies, then thinks about the five year ban he was subjected to simply for creasing a page, “Though he does tend to hold a grudge,”Or
Edwin visits an old acquaintance for help on a case. It does not go well.
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- Part 1 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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“April and I were just discussing the value of deception as a weapon in a ninja’s arsenal,” Splinter explained.
Mikey gasped, “Are you going to give her cuteness lessons, too, Sensei? That would be so rad. She’d be so good at it.”
“Cuteness lessons?” April said, a little offended. She didn’t need those, she was already damn adorable.
“Deception lessons, perhaps.” Splinter corrected delicately.
“Same thing, really,” Mikey said flippantlyor
Ninja are masters of espionage, manipulation, and getting your brother to do your chores for you. Mikey shows April a master at work.
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Nico and the Cocoa Puffs (plus Will) by ofstitches
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
04 Sep 2023
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Suddenly becoming a teen parent of a bunch of baby demons is harder than it might seem.
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The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co. by ofstitches
Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
22 May 2024
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This is a Redeemed Alastor AU, starring Worst Angel Ever, Alastor!! ✨
The series is all connected, so I’d encourage reading it linearly. ❤️
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Lucifer is very aware that certain aspects of personal grooming tend to go out the window for him on bad days (or weeks—or months). He does his best to keep up with it—he really does! It's just that the more visible things like his hair and clothes get priority, and by the times he realizes what a disaster his living space has become, or even worse, his wings...
Things were easier when he was living alone and there was nobody else around to notice things like the powder down that he scatters all over the place when he hasn't preened himself properly in too long. At least, they were until someone reaches out a helping hand.
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24 Dec 2025
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Alastor decides that Charlie and Vaggie are too stressed out over the hotel, and need a day off to unwind!
And he'll choose their activities!
Don't worry—a cruel, sadistic, serial killing cannibal probably has great ideas about what will help people relax.
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- Part 4 of Alastor Week 2021
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16 Dec 2025
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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