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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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if you wind up in the dark again (just turn and call my name) by strangerdeans
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Jan 2024
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With the way her day’s going, she might end up stranded here forever. She shivers in the booth, the broken door not doing much to keep the night chill out. The cold plastic receiver pressed against her ear. It rings and-
“Hello?” A gruff voice sounds over the line.
“Dean?” Claire replies, voice shivering from the cold and her frayed emotions.
“Hey, kiddo,” Dean answers cheerfully. Like he’s glad to hear from her. Relief floods over her body, someone is here. Someone cares about her enough to answer her call.
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- Part 1 of claire novak universe
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12 Feb 2026
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Batman is a Very Serious Scary Vigilante by akcugrai
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Feb 2024
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It starts when Nightwing accidentally calls Batman dad.
Barry thinks it's perhaps the funniest thing to happen in the history of ever. Then, he starts to notice that The Dark Knight actually does—kinda sorta maybe—act like a dad to the Gotham vigilantes?
It only gets weirder from there.
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5 times the League saw the Gotham vigilantes treating Batman as their dad, and 1 time they (kind of) admitted it.
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10 Feb 2026
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It's when he walks away after—has to walk away, before the floodgates open, before he breaks down the rest of the way, because if there's one thing Sam can handle less than an emotional Dean it's a crying Dean, and Dean can't handle him not handling it. This is his kid brother that he raised, but somewhere along the way Dean must have done something wrong if Sam can't see what's going on here. If he thinks that volunteering Dean to take responsibility for this kid that ain't actually a kid is A okay. Or maybe not. Maybe this one thing out of a billion things that are his fault is not on him.
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09 Feb 2026
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Sacrifice by nightwalker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
18 May 2024
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As far as alien invasions go, this one was pretty smooth. At least it was right up until the aliens demanded a sacrifice. A child sacrifice.
Batman's child.
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