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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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- Part 1 of the world will follow after
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Bookmarked by pasdekuroo (pasdejaem)
18 Nov 2025
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In which Tadashi manages his grandfather's pet store and Tsukishima works at the music shop next door. Lots of exclamation points, dialogue, obvious crushes, internal (and overexcited) monologuing, animal trivia and terrible puns ensue.
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- Part 1 of wags and whiskers
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Bookmarked by pasdekuroo (pasdejaem)
05 Nov 2025
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Loving Oikawa has never been exclusive to Iwaizumi—not when Oikawa is a magnet, an incandescent star that pulls and pulls until you can’t help but watch him, love him.
It shouldn’t have come as a surprise, but his heart breaks all the same.
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- Part 1 of hey, i a-door you
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Bookmarked by pasdekuroo (pasdejaem)
02 Nov 2025
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author had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and they took it
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Kei realizes in their second year of high school that he's probably been in love with Yamaguchi since they were ten. However hopeless he might be in handling that situation, Kei prays he's at least not as hopeless as Hinata and Kageyama. But he just might be.
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- Part 1 of campfire in your chest
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Bookmarked by pasdekuroo (pasdejaem)
05 Oct 2025
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He likes the thought of Kuroo being some powerful, feudal lord. He can see it — the regal clothes, the confidence, the natural ability to lead people. As he lets his mind run with the idea, it takes a different shape. Large, stately garments turn into armor and a calligraphy brush is replaced by a sword.
“Actually,” Kenma says, continuing to caress Kuroo’s arm, “I take that back.”
“Which part?”
“I think we’d be less isekai anime and more historical drama.”
“How so?” Kuroo isn’t quite picking up what Kenma is putting down, but he’ll get there.
“You would be a samurai,” Kenma says.
Kuroo’s hold tightens. “I like that idea.”
While staying with Kuroo at an old ryokan, Kenma let's his tipsy imagination run away from him. Turns out, Kuroo likes Kenma's flights of fancy just as much as Kenma does.
Bookmarked by pasdekuroo (pasdejaem)
08 Sep 2025