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    The Crossovers100 stories I crossed with Highlander. Like the wise gryphon that I am, I specified 'Highlander.' Not one character, not even just the series or movies; just Highlander. Almost done.

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    In which I take a Highlander alternate universe (based on the Opportunities song vid by Killa and Lapillus) and in several cases add Marvel characters. Have fun, I certainly did! (Now with series timeline. Gods help me.)

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    space soul mate nonsense with some hurt comfort. aka my fave.

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    Jason's first impression of Dick Grayson isn't great. A lifetime later, Jason can barely handle Bruce, Dick, or the collateral batkids who are just as dumb and vulnerable as Jason used to be. So that's working out great.

    (A series of standalone stories that all exist within the same universe re: my headcanons. 2 more to go.)

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    November 2015

    Nothing had changed.

    Yes, they were on a first-name basis now. Yes, they had been texting nearly every day for the last two months. But Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander both knew better: none of this meant anything.

    When he comes to Montreal for the first proper Bears-Voyageurs game of the season, Ilya expects his routine with Shane to stay much the same as it has been for the past half-decade. They’ll meet at Shane’s secret investment property after the game, and part ways well before morning.

    Shane agrees. (No, really.)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    It’s not a big deal. Shane gets a new watch from his Rolex sponsorship. They want him to promote it for Valentine’s Day.

    It’s a fine watch. They always are. It has a second face, ticking away inside the larger one. He can set it to a different timezone, so he always knows what time it is somewhere else.

    He sets it a lot nowadays.

    Or - Five times Hayden notices something is up with Shane’s fancy watch, and one time he knows better.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, and Ilya doesn’t take kindly to what happens after that.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”

    Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.

    The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.

    “This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”

    OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things

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    16 Mar 2026