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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
(inspired by the "attenzione pickpocket!!" lady in italy <3 what an icon.) -
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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When artist Jeon Jeongguk designs a line of works inspired by a first love that left his heart shattered, his manager takes it upon himself to hire newly debuted idol Park Jimin to model the collection— completely ignorant of that fact that Jimin is, in many ways, the only man for the job.
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Six months after auror Park Jimin sees death-eater Jeon Jeongguk apprehended and imprisoned in Azkaban for the attempted murder of his partner, he finds a small black rabbit- injured and alone- in his garden.
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By the touch of a miracle, Jeongguk escapes from Azkaban, only to find himself thrust headfirst back into the life of the very wizard who put him there in the first place.
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20 May 2026
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WAHHHHHHAGEHAJS so good 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
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Jungkook is sick of being stalked by a door.
So when the door shows up in his apartment one day, he finally decides to open it.
(Alternatively, Jungkook has a busy enough life trying to manage school and two jobs, now this strange door keeps appearing everywhere he goes. The day he opens it, he's thrown into a new kind of adventure that might be the greatest thing that's ever happened to him, but might also be his greatest mistake.)
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21 Oct 2021
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an impossible door by lilmochimoch
Jungkook is sick of being stalked by a door.
So when the door shows up in his apartment one day, he finally decides to open it.
(Alternatively, Jungkook has a busy enough life trying to manage school and two jobs, now this strange door keeps appearing everywhere he goes. The day he opens it, he's thrown into a new kind of adventure that might be the greatest thing that's ever happened to him, but might also be his greatest mistake.)
that was. a whole experience.
like yo. the WORLDBUILDING??
THE INTRICATE PLOT.????,,??
the EXECUTION?
10000/10
literally amazing.
sequel: To You by lilmochimoch -
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This close, Benoit can see the drying salt under Jud's eyes, which are still trained on Martha.
"Hey, Father." Benoit starts, "You with me?"
Those long eyelashes flutter just slightly. Jud hums, distant and scraping, but it's enough.
"Good. Why don't we let these kind folks get Miss Delacroix on where she needs to go, hm? I think you're both overdue for some rest."---
Or, Benoit finds himself the only one available to ensure Jud Duplenticy survives the wreckage of Holy Week.
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11 May 2026
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screaming crying throwing up
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After one too many dates gone wrong, relationship advice columnist Kim Namjoon is ready to throw in the towel on romance for good. With his column and love life both in a slump, things couldn't be going worse and finding his fairytale ending is starting to seem like more trouble than it's worth. Enter Jeon Jungkook, a hopeless romantic from his past, proposing a deal to challenge everything Namjoon thought he knew about love.