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    "Need a light?" MJ looks down at the joint in Will's hands, confused.

    "Oh, right now?" Will startles, looking at the door handle.

    "Are you always this jumpy? Man, you really need this, huh? C'mere." Will hesitates. MJ sighs, reaching for the joint in Will's lap and feeding it to him.

    He sparks the lighter and holds it to the end of the freshly rolled joint. Will watches his eyes on the flame, unsure what to do next. "Breathe in." MJ demands through an airy laugh, waiting for the end of the joint to glow before leaning back in his seat.

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    a 2000s au in which 'MJ' is a drug dealer and Will, a tired, broke, college student, is his favourite customer.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    In which Mike moves to Indianapolis after his first semester of college, rents the apartment next door to Will, and gets a job as a nude model in Will’s life drawing class, and then Will has to deal with all of that. (This is an ongoing process.) Featuring a domesticity speedrun, life in a university district in the early 1990s, mutual care-taking behaviors, baffling vegetables, Mike wearing a shirt with a kitten on it, and The Cure haunting the narrative.

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    “What matters is I want to help,” Mike said.
    “Help?” Will croaked.
    “Yeah, like how I’ve been helping you with your arms being broken and stuff. I can, you know, take care of it for you,” Mike said.
    “Take care of what for me?” Will asked. Mike looked at him like he wasn’t paying attention, but Will had been hanging off of every word. He just didn’t understand what Mike was trying to say.
    “I can— with your— ugh, Will, don’t make me say it,” Mike groaned.
    Will couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Was Mike seriously suggesting that he jerk Will off, or was Will trapped in some sort of twisted nightmare porno?

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    AKA: Will gets Vecna'd and breaks his arms. Mike just wants to help.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    In which Mike just doesn’t think it’s right that Will doesn’t get to experiment with a guy, but luckily Mike’s a guy, and a good friend, so. Featuring closet hookups, hickeys, really good cuddles in the midst of all the sexual experimentation, sneaking around, a canon-typical amount of boys crying, the Painting Lie!!!, conversations about feelings that don’t actually address any of the important feelings (until they do, and then ohh boy), and the happy ending that they goddamn deserved.

    Takes place during the eighteen month time gap before they all graduate, then continues past the ending of the finale.

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    In a desperate, last-ditch flail of an effort to salvage the situation, Mike grabbed Will’s arm.

    The silence veered from heavy to charged. All of Mike’s attention surged into his hand. He felt like the entirety of his consciousness was suddenly located in the place where his skin touched Will’s.

    What the fuck, thought Mike for the second time in ten minutes.

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    After first using his powers, Will falls unconscious—and stays that way. Refusing to leave Will's side, Mike reflects on the last year and a half while he waits for Will to wake up.

    aka mikewhatthefuckdidyoudogate, FEATURING: wound cleaning, bed sharing, disco, Jealous!Mike, queer literary analysis, & the most horrifying eldritch specter of all (gay panic). Canon compliant through S5 Vol 1.

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    31 Mar 2026