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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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what the water gave me by 19burstraat (astardanced)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2023
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In time, he almost forgot what he had once been able to do. Water was his most ardent foe, not an ally. Water was the bodymen’s boats, Reaper’s Barge, and Jordie’s corpse. The water had given, and could give him, nothing that he wanted. It would make no bargain with him that could be worth it– so he would not try. He eked out his fortune and his revenge with every bloody punch and petty swindle and broken bone. He ignored the hiss and slap of the filthy water in the canals that wended through the city, the roar of the waves at the harbour that smashed boats to pieces, the sinuous curl of the mist on wet nights that got you jumped if you weren’t paying close enough attention. The Ketterdam water had a touch of the mocking about it– a determination to be as awful and monstrous and polluted as he was. But Kaz didn’t need a reminder of what he’d become. The water had his brother; it would not have him, too.
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26 Mar 2026
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He knew that the president wouldn't call him over nothing. But he let himself hope, for a moment, that it was just a courtesy call, a quick update before the big night. For one, brief, shining moment, John let himself believe in a perfect world.
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18 Mar 2026
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Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.
They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.
It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.
No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.
Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.
Until he does.
A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.
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04 Mar 2026
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the alex4lunch chronicles by sherryvalli
Fandom Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Jan 2026
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23 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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21 Feb 2026