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There Goes My Favorite Pair of Shoes by Amena3261, polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
25 Oct 2022
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“Look on the brightside, Jevin! At least there are no mobs,” the blond muttered to himself, refusing to acknowledge how creeped out he felt. He ignored the squelching sound of his footsteps in the mud that seemed much louder now that he was, apparently, the only entity for miles.
Maybe he should be grateful for the lack of mobs. If he were to be killed now there was no way he’d find his items before they despawn.
Maybe, just maybe, Jevin was utterly and hopelessly lost.
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Or, Jevin's adventure in the swamp!Series
- Part 1 of yeah its a god au
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Etho walks through the snow fort, and everything is wrong.
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there is a player in cleo's house, and she wants him to leave by polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF
09 Feb 2022
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There was a man in Cleo’s house.
Normally that wouldn’t be strange; a majority of zombies tend to live in hordes with a “what’s mine is yours” mentality. Often she’ll come home to find one of her kind- her family- passed out on the couch, or rifling through her chests for food, or simply taking shelter from the sun.
“Get out of my house?”
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heya :) first fic, also first thing ive written in a long time (uhoh). im bad at dialogue and joe is extremely out of character lol
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almost exactly what you'd expect for a god au
updates may be slow, patience is appreciated!
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
15 Dec 2025
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A trip to Antonio's hometown proves to be the catalyst for feelings Ivan had long since determined would not see the light of day.
(Currently not rated; later chapters may eventually be explicit.)
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
05 Dec 2025
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tbr - got recommended this fic @ yamacon :3333
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"I didn’t want a dog on a leash. I wanted B-Double-O on a leash.”
Bdubs’ heart thumped, even though the implication here was probably meant to needle at him. “Well- well.” He swallowed, tilting up his chin boldly. “You’ve got one. Now what?”
(or: etho has an idea, and bdubs is his next victim)
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- Part 3 of ethubs doing nsfw things
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
02 Dec 2025
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“Um.”
Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”
“You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain.
OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
29 Nov 2025
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Herman's eyes brim with tears, face flushed as he whimpers. The cheap plastic chair creaks under their combined weight. Herman's voice breaks on a strangled moan, the sound raw and utterly wrecked as it tears from his throat. Fresh tears streak down his already flushed cheeks, his breath hitching between desperate sobs. Robert thinks he's never seen anything sweeter than Herman falling apart like this as those large hands dig into skin as Robert bounces on his cock. And in that moment, Robert wants to eat him alive.
Short summary: Robert rides Waterboy in that stupid chair he sleeps in.
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
28 Nov 2025