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The funeral is a family affair.
Family affair, as in: Will is surrounded by family and people who thought they knew El and really didn’t, and people who didn’t know El and tried to kill her multiple times, and he feels, albeit with little to no regard of anyone else, like he is five seconds away from killing all of them.
OR, ALTERNATIVELY— Will mourns.
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- Part 2 of forwards beckoned rebound
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“The cargo is the kid?” Pandora is asking, incredulous.
“I’m not cargo,” Harry spits out back at her, defensive, chin held up high. Regulus watches as his small hands grab hold of a knife as long as his forearm, pointing it downward but still present, like if Regulus and Pandora give him a reason he’d slaughter them. Jesus, the kid is eleven.
“He’s the cargo, yeah.” James says, ignoring Harry’s spluttering protests.
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Harry Potter is immune, and James Potter cashes in old debts to get him across country.
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- Part 1 of from ashes, to ashes
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The Wreck of Doubt by thepartyresponsible for Teeelsie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2019
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In the beginning, he haunts rooftops, wanders the skyline at night, puts himself where Red Hood is likely to find him.
“Hey,” Jason says, the first time Clint sees him after the night they met. He pulls his mask off, and his hair falls across his forehead, black and curling, sweat-drenched at the roots. The grin he gives him could break hearts at fifty paces, and here’s Clint, like an idiot, standing at point-blank range.
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- Part 4 of Shatter Together
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SOS, Jason sends, to Babs. I need a character witness.
His phone chimes, almost immediately, with a text from Steph: I witness that you’re an asshole.
Seconded, from Grayson. Then: Need me to come arrest you for it?
You’ll lose that jurisdiction battle, Jason says.
Why are you at a hospital? Drake asks, because of course he’s already run the coordinates. Of course he has.
En route, Bruce says, and the chatter dies.
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She waves at Clint, one-handed and casual. “I’m Batgirl.”
“I’m,” Clint says, and then blanks. He glances at Jason. He’s not sure what he’s supposed to say. He doesn’t want to cause problems for Jason. “I’m…not.”
“Not what?” she asks.
“He’s not Batgirl,” Jason says. “Jesus, he just said it. Can we focus, please?”
Batgirl crosses her arms over her chest. “I’m trying to be polite.”
“I’m trying not to throw both of you through a window,” Jason says. “Fuck’s sake.”
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Shake the Devil Out of Me by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Jan 2018
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The first time Jason sees Phil Coulson, he sees him in the soft, flickering light of a warehouse fire. It’s romantic, he thinks, later. Like candlelight.
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Behind him, Phil Coulson draws his gun, thumbs off the safety, and fires twice. The bullets blast through the back of the Joker’s skull and punch through his face, painting the floor in front of him with his blood and brains. He twitches, heaves, nerves firing, and then slumps, dead, against the restrains.
“Holy fuck,” Jason says, staring.
“I hope you meant that,” Phil says, holstering his gun. “Because we can’t kill him twice.”
“You just shot the Joker,” Jason says, still staring. “For me.”
“Jason,” Phil says, his voice all twisted up and tense, “I’ve been trying to tell you. I’d kill anyone who hurt you.”
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Show up in Shining Colors by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
19 Nov 2018
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Thor stands up. He’s bigger than Jason remembers, and Jason’s not thrilled about that, but he squares off in his direction anyway. “Loki,” Thor says, “will face Asgardian justice for--”
“Your Asgardian justice,” Jason says, “can blow every citizen of this green earth."
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- Part 4 of Do Every Stupid Thing
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He sighs and dials, and he’s not the least bit surprised when Drake picks up midway through the first ring. “Where is he,” Drake says, spitting it out so fast and flat that it isn’t even really a question.
“Yeah,” Jason says, “hey there, Robin, how’re you?”
“Where,” Drake repeats, “is Hawkeye? Is he alive? What happened at--”
“Okay,” Jason says, “shit. Calm down over there. He’s fine. He’s been a little brainwashed and force-recruited into some alien bullshit. We’re gonna get him back.”
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“Hey,” Nightwing says, “hi. You look familiar.” He’s unnecessarily close to Steve Rogers, peering inquisitively at his face.
“Steve Rogers,” Steve says, holding his hand out.
“Well, fuck me,” Nightwing says, which earns him a wide-eyed double-take and a blush that hits Steve’s face so fast and hard that Jason’s a little worried he’s going to pass out.
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
09 Oct 2017
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Jason doesn’t mean for the Winter Soldier to be a present for Tony Stark. The youngest Stark isn’t supposed to be involved at all.
The plan is simple: intervene before the Winter Soldier can murder Howard and Maria, tranq the Winter Soldier until he’s sufficiently incapacitated, and then drag him off for further study and let the Starks carry on with their fraught, bourgeoisie bullshit.
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- Part 1 of Do Every Stupid Thing
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And then, in free fall, the Winter Soldier tosses the gun with his right hand, catches it in his left, and fires one beautiful, perfect shot right into Howard Stark’s skull.
It’s maybe the hottest thing Jason’s ever seen in his life.
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spit swear by poorlittlegreenie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Mar 2026
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Will bites his lip and nods, looking down at his shoes again so Richie won't see how hard he's holding back a giddy smile.
Everybody in the party knows everything about him. Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing to keep a secret from Mike for a little while.
It's kind of exciting. Sneaking in a boy Mike hates.
Will shakes his head, trying to clear Mike from it for the night. Only when he looks back up at Richie, Richie has this conspiratorial smile on his face, like maybe Will isn't the only one eager to piss off Mike Wheeler.
OR: the concept of Richie Tozier being Will Byers' dirty little secret and Mike Wheeler being so jealous he can't breathe. Byler endgame.
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“Yeah, I guess you’re rubbing off on me,” Will says.
“Well,” Richie says. “Not anymore, if Wheeler has anything to do with it.”
“Richie!” Will says.
“Richie,” a sterner voice says from the doorway of the kitchen, and Will turns his head to see Mike stalking in indignantly, staring at Richie with the anger of a thousand suns.
“Oh, hey Wheeler,” Richie says casually. “How is it possible you look more uptight after getting laid?”
“Shut the fuck up,” Mike says.
“Good morning to you too,” Richie says.
“Look, don’t talk to Will,” Mike says. “And don’t talk to me. And don’t talk about us to anyone else either. Matter of fact, when are you leaving my house?”
“Oh, I’m movin’ in,” Richie says. “Heard your mom’s single now, perfect opportunity for me to secure my place in the Wheeler family.”