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The Samfro Mpreg fic by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Nov 2024
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"Keep it secret. Keep it safe." Those were the last words Gandalf said before he left the night of Bilbo's party. But that was 17 years ago, life moves on.
Sam and Frodo had already been married for over two years when Gandalf shows up again. And they had been trying to have children for about five months.This is my retelling of LOTR using both the books and movies. I needed to find a way to let Frodo be happy in the Shire with Sam after the quest. The Obvious solution was to make him pregnant.
by the time of the quest they have already been married for two years, and have been dating for seven years before that.
This is not ABO and this is not a crack fic. I know it's a silly idea, but I love these characters and I am putting a great deal of effort into this. -
Sleep(ing) Is For The (a) Week by probablynotJohn for never_ending_fanfic
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels
05 Aug 2023
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For Alexsandr Kallus, integrating into the Rebellion is about as difficult as he expected, but still more difficult than he would care to admit. Surely his tried and true method of just nonstop working and never talking about his feelings will get him through it. Right?
A cute little story about Kallus having insomnia and Zeb trying to help him through it.
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Zeb shoots Kallus in the face at point blank range.
This is a short sweet fic written for someone wonderful, happy holidays!
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What Would it Take to Break Obi-Wan Kenobi? by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan Kenobi lost his master Qui-gon Jinn when he wasn't fast enough to save him. The love of his life died in his arms at the hands of the same monster who killed his master. Loosing his Padawan and best friend would quite possibly be more than he can take.
Obi-Wan decides that he will accompany General Skywalker on his mission to Ringo Vindar. His former apprentice has been growing more and more distant, probably the war taking it's toll on him. Perhaps spending some time together will amend that.Or
What if Anakin is the one Tup shoots when his chip malfunctions? Don't worry he doesn't die! But Obi-Wan is left dealing with guilt, grief, and investigating how this could have happened. He also accidentally becomes besties with Padme, reconciles with Ahsoka, stops/causes a coup, reforms the Jedi Order and other shinanakins I mean shenanigans.
(Seriously this is not a crack fic, I just have a weird sense of humor. Please read the notes!) -
Captain Decidedly NOT America by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America (Comics)
31 May 2021
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Gail Simone Richardson was kicked out of the nursing school she was forced attend. Not exactly sure why, she thinks they just didn't like or trust her handling needles. Regardless, with no money, family, or other way to help in the war, she volunteered to be apart of the "Project Rebirth" experiments. Turning her into the worlds first super hero: Captain Canuck! With the help of her childhood best friend Bucky, she builds a new family around the commandos, Peggy and Howard. Even though she knows they're at war, she feels nothing will tare her family apart!
A retelling of the MCU with inspiration from the comics and Canadian pop culture. Also I replaced Peter with Miles (don't worry, I still love Peter. Also Bucky has a newfie accent)
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Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.
Bookmarked by probablynotJohn
06 Nov 2025
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“Hey, you’ve reached Clark Kent. Leave me a message and I’ll talk to you soon.”
A thick lump threatened to swell in Lex’s throat and he swallowed it down.
“You wouldn’t believe this, Clark,” he said, beginning a circuit around the terrace garden, “Even if you were here to see it. For as long as my father has been dead, it's never stopped him from meddling in my life.”
The next words were hard to say out loud, even to someone who wasn’t listening.
“We have a child. A son, to be exact. Your DNA combined with mine.”
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Blessing and tragedy have always walked hand in hand for Lex Luthor.
Bookmarked by probablynotJohn
25 Oct 2025
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Saving Lex (Smallville/Superman/JL brain rot mashup) by im_the_hero
Fandoms: Smallville, Superman - All Media Types
04 Aug 2025
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Lex offered what he hoped was a placating smile. "Listen, I'm gonna be so honest, I don't think you'll win. If you haven't killed your own Superman's, I doubt you can kill mine, especially if they find each other and their friends and all team up together." Lex opens the door, walking backwards through the threshold. "Besides, I don't think you know what you've done?"
"Oh? How do you figure?" The youngest asked, almost snotty sounding with how stuck up his tone was. Lex, again, had to bite back a laugh.
"Because, you not only attacked him; you ruined his mother's birthday, caused a scene on the busiest day of the week, almost outed him to the entire town, and, this is the big one" Lex held up his wedding band hand, "you kidnapped his husband." And with that Lex shut and locked the door on four shocked faces, exhaling a deep breath as he slid down the door, eyes stinging with unshed tears.
Clark, I hope you're all okay. Please come soon.
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14 Sep 2025
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Timestuck where a 25ish Ford Pines gets stuck on the Stan O’ War II with old Stanley while old Ford Pines is with a 25ish Stan as he struggles to survive
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22 May 2025
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Snapshots of the love Sam has for his Mr. Frodo.
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