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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    "- You know – Logan said with some difficulty, in a way that showed he had just come to that conclusion himself. – Of course you know.

    - Is... that a bad thing?

    His breathing caught in his throat as his friend finally looked at him, the various layers of glass not being able to hide the genuine warmth and surprise that he directed his way.

    - I wouldn’t say so."

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    20 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Y-you know, I always hate leaving.” Herman admitted, his face nothing but embarrassed. “It suck-sucks.”

    For a moment Robert wanted to tell him he didn’t have to go. He could stay as long as he wanted. Hell, he never had to leave at all.

    “You’re always welcome here, you know. You don’t gotta have a reason.”

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    Or Robert being forced into introspection while pursuing the world's wettest noddle man.

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    17 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    “No fucking way,” he said out loud, squinting at the thumbnail. Was that Waterboy?

    It looked like some sort of music video. Waterboy was in the thumbnail, holding a microphone with a gloved hand. He looked emotional, eyes closed and mouth wide open, presumably singing. There was some sort of face paint around his eyes, and the black was streaming down his face like mascara in watered-down rivers. His lips were black as well, spreading color down his chin and neck. His hair was spiked up, and he was wearing dark clothes and some sort of spiked choker. He appeared significantly younger, too, with a more round, babyish face and big, chunky glasses over his eyes. Despite all this, it was undeniably Herman. Robert recognized the sharp slope of his nose, pout of his lips, redness of his hair, and, of course, his ever-present wetness.

     

    AKA: Waterboy has an embarrassing emo band YouTube channel from high school, and Robert finds it.

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    17 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Those are uhm… those are my—my gills,” Waterboy had scrunched up his face, lips pulled into a strange sort of grimace that forced his eyes shut. His cheeks had gone red as he cringed away, dusting all the way across the bridge of his nose as well. Robert saw his chest stutter with an aborted breath, and his gills fluttered open again, droplets of water sliding down his neck and curving around them.

    “You have gills?” Robert asked, jaw dropping slightly. He was sure there had been nothing about that in Waterboy’s file, just the stuff about his powers, hydro breath, and bodily liquids generation. Absolutely nothing about gills. And with the wetsuit always zipped up to his chin, Robert had never been able to see them before.

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    Waterboy has gills. Robert discovers how sensitive they are.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    After that first night where Robert comforted Waterboy in the janitor's closet, Robert finds himself in that room with Waterboy more often than anticipated. Somewhere along the line amicable affection turns into something much deeper.

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    12 Jan 2026