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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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The vibes have been weird between Robert and Flambae after the dust settles. It all comes to a head when they get kicked out of a bar (again.)
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Butcher would rather die than accept that Homelander is his soulmate, and he's determined to take the supe cunt with him into the grave.
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- Part 2 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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When Hughie joins The Boys to take out A-Train, the last thing he's expecting to find out is that he and the speedster are soulmates.
Or, as always, Hughie is the butt of the universe's joke.Series
- Part 1 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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Spideypool 5+1 by ret_wat
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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Don't Know What I'm Gonna Do (About This Feeling Inside) by hazel1706 for prettyboyporter
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2020
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He’s barely had the chance to consider grabbing the half-empty bottle of Jack on the counter, when there’s a knock at the door. He startles, slopping coffee on the floor, and cursing under his breath.
It’s embarrassing how quickly his heart leaps, how he gets a little soft and mushy about the fact that someone’s here to see him. There’s no way it’s some rando, he lives in the middle of nowhere and it’s Christmas.
He has to clear his throat and pace himself, hold back from rushing too eagerly to the door. Takes the time to put his mug down first, wipe the coffee off his hand, walk at a reasonable pace to the front door, and—
It’s Steve.
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Flambae's Magical Healing Dick Powers (For the Win) by Kisleth for darlingcasper
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
01 Feb 2026
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Robert, upon waking, is in an undeniable amount of pain due to the weather outside exacerbating a life of ignoring his body's needs. He needs more sleep, or pain killers, or Chad to wrap himself around him and be his living, breathing, heat therapy blanket. Chad's loving embrace is hot in every sense of the word as he takes very, very good care of his partner.
“The prize…” Chad repeated, briefly distracted by kissing at a freckle just under the edge of Robert’s jaw. He nibbled on it for good measure, drawing a soft moan from his partner, before continuing. “Mm, the prize is you get to have my amazing body however you wish it.” Robert heard the unspoken caveat of how it could be anything, as long as it wouldn’t hurt him.
“So, things as usual?” Robert teased. It was worth it for Chad grumbled at him as he nipped at the knob of his spine, the pain beautifully sharp and achingly brief compared to the rest of his aches and pains. Something about it being intentional made the throb of it… sweet in its sting.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Yes, yes!” Flambae verbalized his obedience, and Robert released his tooth-hold on his skin.
“Yes, what?” Robert grumbled, still not moving his hips.
Flambae flushed an impossible shade of red, banging his forehead on the wall in pure frustration.
“Yes, I’ll be your- ughn… your work wife.” He yielded, voice trembling.
Holy fuck. Flambae grieved. I am so pathetic.
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Flambae is an absolute pain in the ass and Robert has had enough. He puts him in his place with some choice words and some bomb sex.
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11 Feb 2026
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The day holds you close, but tonight you are mine by phqllic
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Robert comes into contact with a powerful aphrodisiac during battle. Flambae is the only one to notice and stay behind when the rest of the team leaves.
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11 Feb 2026
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Flambae wars with the crush he has developed for his bitchy little Dispatcher at the pool party hosted in the Z-Team's honor. It worsens when it seems the feeling may be more mutual than he realized.
In the hotel wing reserved for the heroes, it just so happens he is neighbors with Robert. For as nice as the room is, only one feature interests him. His room has an adjoining door.
He should hate the man, but he doesn't. He only hates that he isn't with him.
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- Part 7 of Flambert Collection
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11 Feb 2026