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the audacity of man (to simp) by root_reader
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2023
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Caelus collects concepts in his first weeks of life, all in an attempt to understand the idea of being human.
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Aurora, I Don't Think We're In Kansas Anymore by root_reader
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
08 Sep 2020
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“Why the fuck does Jonny get to be the wicked witch? I’d make an incredible witch thank you,” Tim ranted, violently gesturing with his gun.
Behind him, Brian very carefully placed a pair of dog ears attached to a headband onto Tim’s head. Tim did not notice.
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And the Apocalypse Folded Itself into a Marble by root_reader
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Aug 2020
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Statement of The Archive and its encounter with one Jonathan Sims during the apocalypse.
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Collection of drabbles around Dimitri/m!Byleth, as well as surrounding Blue Lions and co. Spoiler warning to the end of Blue Lions route.
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Phainon’s favorite restaurant in Okhema also employs Phainon’s favorite person in Okhema. It’s simply too bad no one else in the city has the good taste to agree with him on either count.
or, the one where Phainon’s favorite restaurant is transparently a Chrysos Heirs mob front.
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I Can Excuse the Bear Mauling, But the King?? by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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When Phainon finally moved to Castrum Kremnos—the city he’d daydreamed about since childhood—he expected many things: difficult dialects, lovely cuisine, and locals built like war gods. He did not expect to flirt with a man he assumed was a priest.
“So… I read Nikador’s scriptures once. Very inspiring. Huge fan.”
Finger guns.
Pew pew.
A silence worthy of a sacred text.
Unfortunately, that “priest” happened to be the Crown Prince.
Even more unfortunately, the Crown Prince thought he was cute.
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If the Primordial Sea begins to rise, do not descend beneath the seafloor looking for the source. If you must go down, do not let down your guard and fall into any mysterious tunnels leading to the heart of the world. If you do fall down, most definitely do not unleash the ancient creature sealed at the bottom. And if you accidentally release the seal, at least don’t give the thing within permission to possess your body.
…Somehow, Wriothesley manages to fail every step all in one go. It’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to him. And then, slowly, the best.
Or, Wriothesley shares his body with a seelie and gives his heart to a dragon, then challenges the Apocalypse Equation of the universe. Also, he has two hands. So to speak.
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Lasciviously Lustful Language by Raythem
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Jan 2026
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The way Mydei’s tongue rested on his lips when concentrating hard enough was insanely hot, in Phainon’s opinion. His friend had no right to make studying such an arousing experience; he just wanted to grab the other’s face and give that tongue something else to rest on, preferably his dick.
“Phainon, think about that table for a moment.”
“Sure,” Phainon replied, having long-since grown used to Mydei's weird requests. Looking at it now, that table seemed to be the perfect height to bend Mydei over and shove his dick deep inside. Mydei’s face would look so beautiful with his lips parted open, he could already hear the breathy moa—
Mydei, for some reason, sighed loudly out of nowhere, interrupting Phainon’s train of thought.
“I'll be studying in my dorm. You seem horny, do something about it,” he said, before storming off.
…Was Phainon that obvious? He needed to watch out, he didn’t want to creep out Mydei.
Or, Mydei has somehow obtained mind-reading powers a few days before starting his second year of college. He ends up meeting and befriending a guy called Phainon, who is… surprisingly horny.
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- Part 3 of My Phaidei fics
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that won't fly in college (unless you're in professor aventurine's class) by ScissorLord
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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A series of incredibly unprofessional emails to the students of Professor Aventurine, alongside the incredibly professional emails to the students of Dr. Veritas Ratio.
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22 Jan 2026