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This Is Not a Date by satanicbb
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
02 Feb 2026
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First London apartment era. Phil asks Dan out on a date on Valentine's Day, except Dan doesn't realise it's a date at all.
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Dan comes home a bit tipsy and distracts Phil from his video game.
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When the dean forces Dan, a Journalism and Creative Writing professor, to record and edit a new lecture series, who better to ask for editing tips than Phil Lester from Post-Production.
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The Butterfly House by satanicbb
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
06 Jan 2026
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2010 era. Phil works at a butterfly house. Dan keeps visiting despite being terrified.
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The Ultimate Date Night by satanicbb
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 Dec 2025
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Dan and Phil have been broken up for years, but they still remain best friends and are living together. Phil has fallen for Dan again and he might just go insane from the pining.
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This is a bad date. Dan usually would have bailed out ages ago. Phil is just some bloke he picked up in a bar, so it isn't like he's invested. The problem, and it's one Dan has been wrestling with all night, is that Phil is incredibly hot.
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05 Nov 2025
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He looks up when the door opens, dark eyes wide and wild, but Henry would know them anywhere. Would know every curve and angle of this face, even with the heavy stubble obscuring the dimple in his chin, even with the dark circles beneath his eyes, even with the greyish cast to his usually-warm brown skin that is, frankly, terrifying.
“Alex?”
“Took you fucking long enough,” he groans, then stumbles past Henry into the flat, leaving a trail of bloody footsteps behind in his wake.
(When a certain beautiful, antagonistic detective shows up bleeding on his doorstep in the middle of the night, Henry's ability to deal with his attraction is put to the test.)
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30 Jul 2024
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[Podfic] our world, mine and his alone (the midnight train to go) by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
13 Jan 2024
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The posh accent hit Alex first, and he felt something curl in his gut. One of his amygdala brain worms did a little wiggle. He was unprepared for what was to come.
A pair of criminally long legs entered his vision, effectively vaporizing most of the brain worms (that's a first), except for the ones slowly starting to chant shoulders and thighs and hair and legs and thighs and Alex couldn’t do a goddamn thing to stop his increasingly horny train of thought. All trains had left the station.
Or, Alex asks a stranger to crack his back like a glow stick.
Or, an overnight train meet-cute.
Podfic of our world, mine and his alone (the midnight train to go) by firenati0n.
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25 Mar 2024