shittyvampire
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two years on ssris waiting for it to get better
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- Part 36 of “all the beautiful poems”
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- English
- Words:
- 89
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- 1/1
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a collection of short poems that came to their end before they could begin.
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- Part 22 of “all the beautiful poems”
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“...'cause my lover said i'm boring and i know i need to cry.”
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- Part 35 of “all the beautiful poems”
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i want you to drown in your thoughts like i drowned in mine
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- Part 34 of “all the beautiful poems”
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tonight's thoughts
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“all the beautiful poems” by shittyvampire (orphan_account), shittyvampire
Fandom Original Work
01 Dec 2025
Summary
my poems, all in one place
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- Words:
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Turn Around, Look at Me by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Jan 2026
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After an incident in his apartment, Michael decides that his little Mike Schmidt obsession must be dealt with.
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- Part 2 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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Normalcy is a Fantasy by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Jan 2026
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Mike still has the Security jacket that Steve Raglan gave him from his job at Freddy’s. Michael wants it back.
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- Part 1 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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boring thoughts/boring moods/boring bedtimes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Jan 2026
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Michael was grateful for the fact that dead nerves couldn’t feel pain. Or anything at all. He could almost pretend it was someone else he was performing jaw surgery on– it wasn’t like he looked like himself anymore. Small mercies.
He lost himself in the rhythm of stitching the flesh of the lower half of his face back up to the top. It wouldn’t be a neat scar– Ennard hadn’t been considering neatness when they wrenched his jaw apart and expelled themselves– but at least his mouth would be only slightly too wide. And hopefully he’d be able to speak.
He only admired the finished product for a few moments. He had Joker lips now. Joker lips and sagging purple skin and pinpoints of light in the centers of his filmy dead eyes, like distant stars. Inside him was nothing but his skeleton, no muscles, no organs, just bones and bits of leftover metal to keep him from collapsing in on himself. Small mercies, small mercies. Ennard could take their small mercies and shove them up their robotic ass.
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- Part 1 of fnaf slop
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Micheal woke up in his bed, his head fuzzy, and limbs felt weighted, almost like he didn't feel any real need to get up. Slowly blinking, he realised he didn't know how long he slept for.
He got out of bed, and slipped outside. Glancing at the calendar in the living room, he realised, it had been three days since his attempt.
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Or,Micheal revisits some of his memories, and sees how his family members are doing.
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Just kiss me (I can’t stand it) by AngelitoBloodsherry for laugan
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jan 2026
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Taking control, snatch it away. Give it up.
“Chuuya,” Dazai called, the need in his voice devastating. “I need you.”
Another kiss, this one gentler.
His hand moved down to graze his knot. He aligned their hips.
“I’ve got you, princess.”
“Don’t take off your gloves,” he begged, wriggling against his restraints. He pouted, and when their eyes met, Dazai looked much more lucid. “Knot me. Silly dog, knot me.”