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Turn Around, Look at Me by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Jan 2026
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After an incident in his apartment, Michael decides that his little Mike Schmidt obsession must be dealt with.
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- Part 2 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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Normalcy is a Fantasy by Abunchofbabyducks (AcidicSphynx)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Jan 2026
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Mike still has the Security jacket that Steve Raglan gave him from his job at Freddy’s. Michael wants it back.
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- Part 1 of Schmafton Shenanigans
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boring thoughts/boring moods/boring bedtimes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Jan 2026
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Michael was grateful for the fact that dead nerves couldn’t feel pain. Or anything at all. He could almost pretend it was someone else he was performing jaw surgery on– it wasn’t like he looked like himself anymore. Small mercies.
He lost himself in the rhythm of stitching the flesh of the lower half of his face back up to the top. It wouldn’t be a neat scar– Ennard hadn’t been considering neatness when they wrenched his jaw apart and expelled themselves– but at least his mouth would be only slightly too wide. And hopefully he’d be able to speak.
He only admired the finished product for a few moments. He had Joker lips now. Joker lips and sagging purple skin and pinpoints of light in the centers of his filmy dead eyes, like distant stars. Inside him was nothing but his skeleton, no muscles, no organs, just bones and bits of leftover metal to keep him from collapsing in on himself. Small mercies, small mercies. Ennard could take their small mercies and shove them up their robotic ass.
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- Part 1 of fnaf slop
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Micheal woke up in his bed, his head fuzzy, and limbs felt weighted, almost like he didn't feel any real need to get up. Slowly blinking, he realised he didn't know how long he slept for.
He got out of bed, and slipped outside. Glancing at the calendar in the living room, he realised, it had been three days since his attempt.
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Or,Micheal revisits some of his memories, and sees how his family members are doing.
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Just kiss me (I can’t stand it) by AngelitoBloodsherry for laugan
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jan 2026
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Taking control, snatch it away. Give it up.
“Chuuya,” Dazai called, the need in his voice devastating. “I need you.”
Another kiss, this one gentler.
His hand moved down to graze his knot. He aligned their hips.
“I’ve got you, princess.”
“Don’t take off your gloves,” he begged, wriggling against his restraints. He pouted, and when their eyes met, Dazai looked much more lucid. “Knot me. Silly dog, knot me.”
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Ian helps Anthony decorate his Christmas tree (and not burn down his apartment)
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- Part 12 of Year of the OTP 2025 (Lilac's Version)
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Ian knows that he and Anthony tend to get lost in their own world, some place that only really makes sense to the two of them, and Ian doesn’t mind that. Going to a wedding chapel in Vegas might be on the outskirts of that as it hardly makes sense to Ian, but at the same time, it makes perfect sense, like he can see Anthony’s plan laid out for him, see how it would be hilarious in the end.
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Anthony pulls his mouth away and looks at Ian. The lack of contact makes Ian moan miserably, but he focuses on how delectable Anthony looks with his curls in his face, his mouth perfect and red. Anthony kisses the backs of Ian’s thighs and hums.
“Is that an order?”
“Yes!” Ian grits out, wiggling in Anthony’s hold, “I want to feel you.”
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- Part 2 of Anthony's Dick Piercing
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Pierced Through the Heart (But Never Killed) by lilacfoxes for PunkGremlin
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2023
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“Ian?” Anthony says gently, and Ian forces himself to look at Anthony. He knows this is it, but he’ll accept it, because he wants Anthony in his life even if they chalk last night up to a silly mistake and never discuss it again.
“Yeah?”
“The offer isn’t off the table, is it?”
“What?” Ian asks.
Anthony clears his throat. “I guess, I mean, can we still…”
“Hook up?” Ian finishes.
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- Part 1 of Anthony's Dick Piercing
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“We should actually do it though,” Anthony said.
“Huh?” Ian asked, completely lost on Anthony’s thread of thought for once in his life.
“Um,” Anthony said, “Get married. We should do that.”
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Aim for my Heart (Miss Me in Your Bones) by lilacfoxes
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2024
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When an opportunity to travel to New York for business comes up for Smosh, Anthony is haunted by the memories of the last time he and Ian had been in New York together in 2016.
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- Part 10 of Lilac Does Kinktober 2024
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“People get this perception of me because they think I’m good looking or whatever. They get these, I don’t know, expectations, I guess. And then, I don’t measure up to what they had in their imaginations.”
Ian’s brow furrows and Anthony can tell he’s truly trying to understand what Anthony is saying. Anthony knows he isn’t making it easy.
“Alright, I’m just going to say it,” Anthony says, his heart quickening in his chest, “she expected my dick to be bigger than it is.”
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“Ian?” Anthony asks. He isn’t pressing and he doesn’t sound hurt, or angry, or scared. He’s neutral. He wants to know but he isn’t going to force it, Ian knows that.
“I feel bad…I guess?” Ian finishes lamely.
“Why would you feel bad?”
“Because I don’t bottom and you do.”
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Ian hits his head at work and tries to find a first aider... unfortunately he collapses before he gets that far.
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- Part 5 of Ian Hurt/Comfort Oneshots
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things that remain by Koschei_B for memento_mordi
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 May 2024
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Dazai has a meeting with Mori once again. Chūya picks up the pieces.
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Dazai wakes up in an alley with his clothes off. Unfortunately he runs into Chuuya on his way back home.
Read the tags for the trigger warnings. Not graphic, just about the recovery.
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“I think you like it,” Anthony says, “I think you like how you look in it.”
“We’re not talking about me here,” Ian says, eyebrow raising.
Anthony steps closer to Ian, shrinking the space between them. They’re both in their shared office. Ian has already filmed his skit for Bit City but he couldn’t resist seeking out Anthony, indulging in the humor of strutting around the office in his police office uniform, threatening to ticket people if they so much as looked at him funny.
“Are we not?” Anthony asks, stepping even closer than before, so now he’s right in front of Ian, close enough to smell his cologne. “Can we talk about how good I think you look in this?”
Ian smiles, swallows, a pink rising to his cheeks.
“Yeah? Maybe you have the kink.”
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- Part 10 of Year of the OTP 2025 (Lilac's Version)
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It was Anthony’s idea for Ian to come over on Saturday afternoon and try out some yoga. Since re-joining and coming together to buy back Smosh, self-help and healthy expressions of decompressing have been a big thing for the both of them, but mainly Anthony. Ian’s idea of relaxing and unwinding is taking an edible and watching a documentary on YouTube, but Anthony’s got him sweating at one p.m. on a Saturday.
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With all Ian knows about Anthony, he knows that Anthony can be a kinky little fucker. There are things they’ve explored together, dipping into those kinks that really interest the both of them. There is one that Ian’s been thinking about since December. One he wants to do for Anthony, and now, finally, they are.
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- Part 9 of Lilac Does Kinktober 2024
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“Hey, hey, is that what this is? You think I’m going to leave again?”
Ian looks away, can’t meet Anthony’s eyes, but he feels embarrassed, feels too vulnerable in this moment, too open and unguarded, too exposed for Anthony.
Or: Ian and Anthony argue and then make-up