10 Works by shutupluke
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Like- she’s met pretty girls before. Been in love with one, even. Never in her life, though, has she felt like she might have a heart attack because of some goddamn eye contact. She feels worse than when she thought she was going to die in that elevator, like a million times worse, which means she is probably going to actually die this time.
Is this how Steve feels all the time? Like, he just looks at a girl and that’s it, he can feel himself falling? Because she gets it. God, she actually understands why he’s such a dumbass if he feels this disarmed all the time.
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This is his first Christmas living with his girlfriend and boyfriend, and he had expected that Christmas in a flat full of non-denominational non-humans would be relatively quiet and lowkey; clearly, he was very much mistaken.
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Ashton is convinced that he hates Christmas, but he’s never had a Christmas like this before.
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- Part 2 of dancing in the moonlight
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See here’s the thing- when your best friend is an incubus, it’s sort of a foregone conclusion that you’ll probably develop a teenie weenie crush on them. At least, that’s what Mikey tells herself. And if your incubus best friend brings home a beautiful werewolf boyfriend, it’s only natural that you’ll want him as well. Probably.
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Mikey keeps walking in on her roommate and his boyfriend in increasingly compromising positions, and it's giving her a complex.
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- Part 1 of dancing in the moonlight
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Michael only got a C in maths, but even he knows that the probability of this scenario playing out every day for two months is ridiculously low. Still, it keeps happening. His life is so pathetic it’s literally defying maths.
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or: Michael’s arch nemesis just happens to be a guy who walks down the same road as him. It’s about as dumb as it sounds.
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Ashton catches his eye for a moment, smiles nervously. Michael tries to look reassuring, but he thinks it’s probably coming across like he's undressing Ashton with his eyes. He kind of is.
Ashton doesn't look that horrified, so maybe he succeeded. He clears his throat, looks down at the floor, and undoes his robe, shrugging it off his shoulders and dropping it to the floor.
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Or, Michael is an art student and Ashton is the nude model his class has to paint.
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A Feeling That I Can't Fight by lilacpages, shutupluke
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
18 Nov 2016
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Michael and Ashton have an unmistakable allure to them and a routine that dates back centuries. Calum's just a simple bartender who's heard a few things about vampires.
Or, Calum lets a stranger with a boyfriend buy him drinks, and eventually all three of them get more than they bargained for.
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"Nice one, Cal, well done. What are we meant to share now, idiot? Did you even bring the salt?” And he looks up to glare at his so called, life ruining ‘friend’, but that's not who he sees at all.
Instead, there’s a super pale blonde haired dude, leaning against the doorframe and smirking bemusedly at him. “You’re not Calum.” Ashton says, dumbly.
“Congratulations.” The boy offers, raising an eyebrow.
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Based on the prompt 'it's 2am and I'm drunk and I need some salt for my fries and I know you're awake so OPEN THE DOOR'.
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that can only mean one thing by shutupluke for antisocialhood
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
16 May 2016
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“Tell me, Ashton Irwin, are you looking to have the best orgasm of your life? Because I could give that to you, right now. Is that what you want, big boy?”
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. He’s only gone and called a fucking sex hotline, obviously. Because his luck is just that spectacular.
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Or, Michael has a dirty mouth and Ashton might just love it.
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His Dad had told him when he was younger that he would never understand what love actually felt like until he had his own children. He thinks he understands now. Watching his daughters interacting with his husband, their father- watching his little family just coexisting and loving each other; Calum feels at peace. He feels in love. He wouldn't trade his life for anything.
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Or, the domestic AU that nobody asked for
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foolishly completely falling by shutupluke for dafeedil
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
05 Sep 2015
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'@michael5sos: literally just said 'love you, bye' on the phone to the room service guy. well then'
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"Mate, I appreciate the sentiment, truly, I do, but fuck, do you not think we should at least know each other's names before you proclaim your love for me down the phone?"
or, an au where Calum Hood works as the 'room service guy' in the hotel Michael's band are staying at.