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After Hours by sideways_infinity_squared for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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Harry comes to Ron and Draco's pub to drown his sorrows after seeing his ex-wife with another man. Once all the other clientele have left, they find a way to cheer him up.
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Hate Me Enough for the Two of Us by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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Since the third year of their Hogwarts days, Hermione Granger found solace from her Ronald Weasley woes from the most unexpected source.
(Or: How Draco Malfoy hate-fucked his way into feelings for Hermione Granger and how she exploited the fuck out of his feelings in return.)
Volume I of the F2F Multiverse: Fuck 2 Forget (Canon Era)Series
- Part 1 of The F2F Multiverse
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canon has never been so horny by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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“Is this the moment?” Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. “OI! There’s a war going on here!” — Deathly Hallows, Chapter 31: The Battle of Hogwarts
This is a fic about why they swayed on the spot. Written for the Seven Deadly Sins - HP Rare Pairs Fest.
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Something Nice by sideways_infinity_squared for EscapeInMyBookshelf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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Draco and Ginny have a pivotal moment during the quiet hour of the battle.
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- Part 2 of Something Real
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“Stop loving me, Malfoy.”
“I can’t.”
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- Part 1 of Something Real
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A Romione/Dramione love triangle story that starts in canon. The road is tortured, but HEAs for all. Based on the song "F2F" by SZA.
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During the terror of Voldemort's control over Hogwarts, an unlikely bond sparks.
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A series about the couples and triads inspired by Sophie's beautifully filthy Dramione sixome.
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Can't Carry All Your Terror by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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Draco, Hermione, and Ron are united by their propensity for messy fucking.
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Ronsy degeneracy inspired by the song "Candy Gum" by Emotional Oranges
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time.”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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- Part 1 of Sanguine
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Bookmarked by sideways_infinity_squared
14 Jan 2026
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My most profound sub Draco awakening
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For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two
cockscompeting to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.
She said she’d set the pace.
They said they’d behave.
Everyone lied.Now there’s only one question left…
Whosecockdeserves the crown?(Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)
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Ron and Draco have an unspoken rule: no talk of Ron’s ex, now Draco’s fiancée. But one night, Draco takes a joke about Ron being lousy in bed a little too far, and quickly regrets bringing it up when Ron proves him wrong.
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When Ron cucks Draco.
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“Did you plan to fuck us both tonight, Granger?”
“Technically I planned to fuck you tonight and Ron next Friday, but it seems I got my wires crossed.”
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OR: After accidentally double-booking herself for a date, Hermione is determined to keep her schedule planned to the minute to keep everyone, especially herself, satisfied.
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Hermione has been in an open relationship with Ron for the past year. With her final year coming to a close and Ron finishing his mission overseas, Hermione is going to have to make a decision. Will she choose her rugged auror boyfriend or will she choose the wizarding world's pariah that slithered his way into her heart?