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After Hours by sideways_infinity_squared for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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Harry comes to Ron and Draco's pub to drown his sorrows after seeing his ex-wife with another man. Once all the other clientele have left, they find a way to cheer him up.
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Hate Me Enough for the Two of Us by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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Since the third year of their Hogwarts days, Hermione Granger found solace from her Ronald Weasley woes from the most unexpected source.
(Or: How Draco Malfoy hate-fucked his way into feelings for Hermione Granger and how she exploited the fuck out of his feelings in return.)
Volume I of the F2F Multiverse: Fuck 2 Forget (Canon Era)Series
- Part 1 of The F2F Multiverse
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canon has never been so horny by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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“Is this the moment?” Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. “OI! There’s a war going on here!” — Deathly Hallows, Chapter 31: The Battle of Hogwarts
This is a fic about why they swayed on the spot. Written for the Seven Deadly Sins - HP Rare Pairs Fest.
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Something Nice by sideways_infinity_squared for EscapeInMyBookshelf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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Draco and Ginny have a pivotal moment during the quiet hour of the battle.
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- Part 2 of Something Real
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“Stop loving me, Malfoy.”
“I can’t.”
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- Part 1 of Something Real
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The Chosen Ones by sideways_infinity_squared for wolfpants, MromiTosen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2026
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Harry, Ron, and Draco just want to enjoy their first headliner tour as a rock band without the threat of murder looming over their heads. Is that too much to ask for?
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Let Me Know by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for Whatrebeccawrites, MromiTosen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Mar 2026
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"Ron and Hermione seemed to have reached an unspoken agreement not to discuss their argument. They were being quite friendly to each other, though oddly formal." - Goblet of Fire
Little did Harry know, their argument wasn't the only event following the Yule Ball that they had reached an unspoken agreement not to discuss…
Or: What if Ron and Hermione were friends with benefits behind the scenes?
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Let Hermione Rest by sideways_infinity_squared for orolin, DrPansyParkinson, Whatrebeccawrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Poor Hermione is tired. Ron and Pansy are more than up for taking the limelight for once. Written for Hot Ron 2026.
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Not as a Last Resort by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2026
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What if Romione and Hinny went to the Yule Ball together in Goblet of Fire? Rated M for just one joke but otherwise it's pretty firmly a T.
Submitted for the 2026 Romione Trope Fest.
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You're the Worst by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for Purple_Damianya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2026
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Five times Ron and Hermione almost kissed, and one time they did way more than that. Written for the 2026 Romione Trope Fest.
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Just some Dramione drabbles written by a Romione stan 😂 You'll like them, I promise!
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Say My Name by sideways_infinity_squared for Sophiesstreet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Feb 2026
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Hermione and Draco serendipitously find each other at a New Year's Eve party months after an unexpected yet powerful encounter with shared grief.
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- Part 1 of Sophie's World
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Pansy Parkinson, Man Maker by sideways_infinity_squared for DrPansyParkinson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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Pansy takes Neville's virginity, then asks him to marry her.
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Dog Days Are Over by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for reallybeth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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A story told over the years of how Hermione learns to stop sabotaging her relationship with Ron. A song fic based on “Dog Days Are Over” by Florence + The Machine.
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Hermione and Five Guys by sideways_infinity_squared for Sophiesstreet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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“Right, then, this is how it’ll go,” Ron said gleefully, sitting back with a clap of his hands. “Draco gets her minge obviously. Blaise is a decent bloke — he deserves her other hole. ‘Mione used to love blowing me, so that leaves a hand each for Harry and Nott.”
“Now wait just a minute here, Weasley—” Draco began, outraged, before stopping to ponder his words. He looked at Hermione. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan, is it?”
“Not bad at all,” Hermione said breathlessly.
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- Part 2 of Sophie's World
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Secret Santa by sideways_infinity_squared for MinaLogan, papermoonclub, Alwaysabookworm, Whatrebeccawrites, VerseandVictoire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy always had what it takes to be nice. He just needed the right push in the right direction...
(Or Santa promises baby Draco a mind-blowing threesome when he grows up if he remains a good boy.)
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Purrfect by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for DrPansyParkinson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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Ron really likes it when Hermione turns herself into a cat.
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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Normal Wizards by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for roonil_bilius_wazlib
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Normal People - Sally Rooney, Normal People (TV 2020)
24 Oct 2025
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“You could have a different boyfriend, you know,” Ron says. “I mean, you’ve never had an issue with guys constantly falling in love with you.”
“Stop that.”
“I’d rather literally anyone else, Hermione. I'd rather McLaggen. I'd rather Krum. I’d rather the bloke who mugged me was your boyfriend.”
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What happens when you remix Normal People with Romione and Dramione.
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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Tapping that Ass by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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"Are you really sure you want me to, er, stick it up the bum?"
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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soaked in tears and rain, hope springs eternal by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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a torrential rain
held onto an echo of the past
beautiful flowers
waiting to bloomsomehow, hope remained