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    A look into the Personal Logs of a Linguist on Deep Space Nine, who is uncovering the funniest and sweetest translation errors, and trying to patch the UT along the way.

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    And if you had asked Lieutenant Wittgenstein, who was currently tasked with the next report on the use of the UT on Deep Space Nine, which was a special case, what with all the Gamma Quadrant languages mingling in the matrix now, nevermind the decidedly casual language the UT was being exposed to at Quarks, she could have told you a number of things. The UT memory bank transcripts, heavily encrypted and for the linguists’ eyes only, of course, were littered with missed moments, lost meanings, and mix-ups. For instance…

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Based on DS9's 'The Muse', where Odo and Lwaxana get married to free her from her controlling Tavnian husband.

    Tavnians had a very different way of expressing 'love' to the languages Odo knew. His native Bajoran had several words, some ambiguous (one form could refer to a friend just as easily as it could to a sexual partner), others with unmistakeable clarity (the word used to express parental affection for small children, for example, or the form used in love poetry). The Cardassian terms were neatly partitioned, with a simplicity he'd appreciated conducting questionings on Terok Nor: love for Cardassia, love for peers, love for spouse, love for family (younger and older). Federation Standard, for a language that prided itself on clarity, had one maddeningly ambiguous word that could mean damn near anything it wanted to.

    Tavnians also only had one word, but it was far more specific. It was only to be used in the 'strong masculine' register, and could refer to any prized possession. That possession sometimes happened to be the speaker's wife.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “That’s right. And I’ve got a proposition for you all. It’s a big ask, I know, but I’ve been thinking about it since they locked me away. I want to start a magazine of our own. I’m calling it Defiant.”

    “A new magazine?” Kay breathed.

    “The kind of magazine that’s not afraid to publish stories about Negro captains and strong heroines,” said Benny. “One not beholden to the likes of Pabst and the owners. We’d be the owners.”

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    03 Jan 2026

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    When the universal translator mysteriously stops working, it turns out the DS9 crew have fewer languages in common than they might have expected.

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    03 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Fio pushed down the trigger on the shift, and frowned when it clicked, but didn't fire.

    "Watch it," muttered Porco, "it's still loaded."

     

    Or, Fio stays.

    Or, I didn’t like the ending of the movie, so Porco becomes a dad

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    24 May 2024