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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom: Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom: Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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willst du mich heiraten? by TheEclecticLibrarian
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 Jul 2020
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Boyfriend, Phoenix thinks, doesn’t sum it up as well as he wants it to. Maybe something that implies a little bit more, like…lover. Partner.
(Husband.)
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- Part 2 of a seven-year engagement
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13 Jan 2026
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The entirety of Ivy U is smitten with Klavier Gavin—with one exception. Apollo Justice could do without Klavier’s constant presence in the quad, where he serenades passerby with acoustic versions of his band's songs. Apollo is also not particularly fond of Klavier’s clothes, his hair, his tendency to sprinkle German into his conversations, or the fact that, despite all of this, Klavier is still at the top of the class.
So when Klavier asks Apollo to help him start a club for aspiring lawyers on campus, Apollo isn’t entirely sure why he accepts. It’s a resume builder, he tells himself. It’s not like he has to like the guy.
Except, well....he's starting to think that he might.
[Or, a simple college AU turned AA4 re-imagining.]
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13 Jan 2026
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When Apollo returns from Khura'in, he soon notices that Klavier is acting strange. When he finds out the reason, though, it turns out things aren't as bad as he thought.
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12 Jan 2026
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Three couples spend a lazy, rainy day in.
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11 Jan 2026
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In Better Light by cosmogyral, sunsmasher
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Dec 2020
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Apollo’s been stationed at the Los Angeles Shatterdome for just over a week before a young woman his exact height pops out of a basement stairwell and says, “There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!”
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AA4/Pacific Rim fusion. Apollo and Trucy save the world. Phoenix and Edgeworth help.
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- Part 1 of pacrim au
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10 Jan 2026