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sweet like sugar on my tongue by squidbatts for wrathmatician
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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The copse appeared suddenly overnight: one evening there was a collection of standing stones dedicated to the Sugar Plum Fairy, then the sun rose and instead there were coumarin-sweet trees dripping with bright red flowers. As head of the Marauders and Saccharina's right-hand woman, Gooey planned to check it out. As Lord Commander and leader of Candia’s general military populace, Theobald thought it would be a good idea for him to accompany her.
Or: a standard trip becomes considerably less so
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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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put my mind at ease (pretty please) by parchmints
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
01 Oct 2021
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For Apollo, dating Klavier has been nothing short of a whirlwind romance. Klavier is handsome, courteous, kind-hearted, and he seems to really like Apollo. Things are good. They're great, actually.
Except nobody knows. They've kept their relationship a secret to avoid the paparazzi's invasive gaze, but Apollo's also not sure how to tell the Wrights that he's dating the prosecutor that got Phoenix Wright disbarred anyway, so he's happy to live in this blissful little bubble with Klavier forever.
But of course, Apollo's life could never be that simple...
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
18 May 2026
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18 May 2026
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Turnabout Dungeons (and Dragons) by Synthpop
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Feb 2020
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According to Mr. Wright, Dungeons and Dragons is good, if not crucial, for cultivating trusting relationships between friends and coworkers. Apollo has his doubts.
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
16 May 2026
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Rockstar Klavier Gavin is badly injured in a freak incident onstage. He’s rushed to hospital while teenage fans are still screaming and weeping in the arena. His partner, Daryan, calls Klavier’s brother, Kristoph - the only close family member that he has in the US. Kristoph rushes to his little brother's side.
While Kristoph sits with Klavier in hospital, the rest of the band try to figure out whether it was a genuine accident, or attempted murder.
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
14 May 2026
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Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies by finefeatheredfriend
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
10 Aug 2023
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Young Jean Vicquemare encounters Dora Ingerlund a few months after she breaks it off with her fiance and has an experience he will never forget.
[Harry senses Jean is hiding something. He leans over his partner, hawk-like eyes sharp, studying him. “You kept talking about how fuckable she was, how pretty she was. You insist you’ve never seen her.” Harry’s eyes narrow. “Jean…did you fuck my fiance?” Harry asks, his voice tight and angry.
Jean remembers the feeling of Dora’s hips slapping against his as though it was yesterday. He takes a sip and with a small, self-satisfied smile says, “No, Harry. I did not fuck Dora.”]Bookmarked by squidbatts
13 May 2026