19 Bookmarks by strangelySimian
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Members of Gamzee Makara's unit are initially disbelieving when they hear he's got a moirail. And then they meet him, and their lives descend into quadrant-complication chaos.
(“Gog, if that’s true, imagine what his partner’s like?”
“6 feet tall and ripped,” she guesses. “Freaky clown worshipper.”
“Clown deity,” Mituna interrupts.
“Totally. Master juggler, bathes in the blood of infidels,” you agree. “HONK is their forever.”)
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17 Mar 2025
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When you've pictured hunting Gamzee down in this new world and kicking his scrawny ass, somehow you've always imagined it in some ill-gotten highblood megahive somewhere. That you'd find him living in squalorous luxury like any entitled highblood on Alternia, scheming and plotting.
The picture you got sent is of a flat gray beach, no hive in sight. Just a blurry figure with a mane of wild hair and curving horns, half-hidden behind a rock in front of an angry, stone-grey ocean. And now, all of a sudden, the word feral is back in your thinkpan and it won't come out.
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14 Mar 2025
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Live Long and Blunder by WritingsAFann
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
15 Mar 2023
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'The two sniggering idiots, and the First Officer in command, all stared at your linked extremities.
Looking up to Spock's face for any clues as to what had gone wrong, the horror set in.'
(Gender Neutral Star Trek Self Insert. Mostly includes Kirk, Bones and Spock but the main 'intimacy' is with a flustered Spock.
Warnings [Spoilers]: Mentions of nausea, gagging, sickness and accidentally forced intimacy [kissing])Bookmarked by strangelySimian
08 Jan 2025
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A Matter of ... Series by cultureandseptember
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Apr 2019
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Dr. Michelle Daniels is a history professor. When she's pulled into a magical map, her life will never be the same. A serious take on the OC pulled into Hetalia trope.
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15 Nov 2024
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It's not a surprise that as the only daughter of a wealthy merchant family, Toph Beifong would someday be offered up on the altar of matrimony. For more wealth, for a noble title, for the good of the family. She'd just planned to run away first. And she definitely didn't expect this mess.
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- 33/?
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11 Nov 2024
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A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk Into the Bamboo House by VeryCharismaticDragon
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2023
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Over a year after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe consults his servant's servant, concurrently his disgraced martial uncle, for a way to bring the love of his life back. Shang Qinghua sends him in the direction of a certain time-traveling artifact, which supposedly brings one to the day they first met their soulmate.
Odd, though, that the artifact ends up missing the destination by just a few years…A story in which post-Abyss Luo Binghe relives his disciple days, while juggling his secrets, traumas, and some unexpected revelations about the man he loves on top of that.
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- Part 1 of A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler
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- 21/21
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24 Jul 2024
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Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.
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29 Apr 2024
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Like Cinderella, But With Cock by loveglowsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2017
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”Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”
Where Harry’s hexed so that he can’t lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find.
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18 Mar 2024
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Why does the Tooth Fairy seem so attracted to Jack Frost? Is it really just because of his teeth, or is there something more? Maybe it has something to do with Jack before he became the Winter Spirit, maybe it has something to do with a girl he knew a long, long time ago.
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16 Feb 2024
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time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
26 May 2024
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"Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
orPeter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
(They do.)
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Spider-Man: Finally Home
technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" partSeries
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Finally Home
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- 13/13
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09 Jan 2024
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Poppy is enjoying her new lifestyle as Queen. But when a figure from Branch's past comes back to warn Pop Village about Queen Barb's world tour, things might not be as smooth sailing- especially not when Branch keeps running into more and more of his family.
Trolls World Tour AU where BroZone is important to the main plot; rewrite of the film with the bros there (A lot of original parts though. Pinky swear.)
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06 Jan 2024
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Multilante by Starlight (Fandom_Eclipse)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2022
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Izuku was debating the merits of seeking out the new vigilante group that was on the news when he heard the list of known members. He knew those names. Specifically, he knew those because they were assigned to six of his hoodies.
He knew he should come clean. Maybe just stick to one costume, or stop being a vigilante altogether. Groups were treated much more seriously than lone entities, and he could get in serious trouble if they sent heroes after him expecting backup that didn’t exist.
A week later, he had characters designed for every hoodie he owned.
In which Izuku becomes a one-man organization, and everyone has to deal with the consequences.
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21 Jun 2023
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Resurrected? by Playedcrowd5610
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
06 Aug 2022
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The team is on a routine mission when Phantom gets blasted by one of the goons wielding experimental tech. Unable to keep his ghost form intact he transforms back into his human form. Causing the rest of his teammates to think the beam had somehow brought him back to life!
The team starts to try to protect Danny and make sure he doesn't die again, always checking around every corner for a possible threat. How long will he last?
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- 6/?
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17 May 2023
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Red Son wasn't exactly hiding the whole "Demon Bull King restaurant" thing, so why MK couldn't recognize he was the one manning the cash register, he had no idea.
Don't get him stared on the flirting.
(In which Red Son continues his culinary ventures with his father, and MK has a shockingly high spice tolerance. Canon compliant up to the Invasion of the Spider Queen.)
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24 Mar 2023
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Isekai'd to the West (On Hiatus) by Novelcain
Fandoms: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en
27 Feb 2023
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You moved to the city in hopes of outrunning your past and starting anew. As it turns out, that’s a little easier said than done. But when a bad day turns worse, you are given the chance to redeem yourself by an unlikely benefactor. Should you except the burden of knowledge, you may be able to earn a second chance at life, but is it worth the hardships that lie ahead? Only time will tell.
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23 Mar 2023
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Midnight Blue by TugboatExpress
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
10 Nov 2022
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One minute he’s sacrificing himself to be beaten to death by a murderous alien invader in a nightmarish prison dimension, and the next minute he’s locking eyes with the actual, literal, cutest guy he’s ever had the privilege of seeing. Such is life for Hamato Leonardo.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Blue
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26 Nov 2022
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Robbie Rotten would have rather eaten a bucket full of carrots than be seen at a stupid dress up party for kids.
It did not matter that it was Halloween, it did not matter that there would be mountains of candy, and it definitely did not matter that his “pre-assigned” costume would give him free reign to be as mean as he wanted - he was not going!
… that is, until he learned what a certain someone would be dressed up as.
Now the villainous gears were turning, evil plans were forming, and as he frantically put needle to purple cloth and makeup to cheek his mind was filled with thoughts of “poison” apples…
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12 Nov 2022
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"Because Chat Noir is dating Marinette." Or in which Lila lies, Adrien panics, and Marinette gets stuck being Chat Noir's fake girlfriend. [based on agrestenoir’s fake dating idea]
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20 Oct 2022
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Really, she never had any intention of catching the eye of anyone. She was just another servant, another worker, another background body to keep the place functioning. That was what people like her did with the ‘Villains’. If you weren’t at least partly off your rocker – and therefore couldn’t be called a Villain – but you wanted to make fast, tax-free cash, you’d work behind the scenes for a Villain.
It all changed when a domino effect started with a grabby patron and ended with a broken monkey artifact…Bookmarked by strangelySimian
03 Sep 2022