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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Why don't we have a magical doorway that permits entry only to the pure of heart?” Cosette leans, more wistfully than the situation calls for, across the counter. “Imagine how much more relaxed our jobs would be.”
    “I don't think they would be, given that our alterations tailor wouldn't be able to enter the store anymore,” Éponine says drily, but there's a softness to her tone, so Cosette is still on her good side.
    “Montparnasse can use the back door. Or you'll lend him your overcoat; cloak him in goodness.”
    Éponine bites back a smile, and it feels like a victory. “I'm sure he'd love that.”

    (In which Cosette will make sure no one in her bridal boutique is unhappy if it's the last thing she does, Éponine refuses to express an Emotion, and Bahorel has no intentions of bettering himself.)

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    02 Oct 2024

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    When Marius Pontmercy is accused of attempted murder, it's up to Jean Valjean to prove the young man's innocence. To do so, however, he will have to confront his past as well as the man prosecuting the case, Javert.

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    02 Oct 2024

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    Hermes specifically has a rule that people are allowed to meet with him by appointment only. Nobody ever listens.

    (Hermes, his office, and a couple of gods, chthonic or otherwise.)

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    27 Oct 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    An AU where Aziraphale is a ceiling fan and Crowley is an air conditioner. Consists of lots of banter and softness. Everything in this series will be based around that general idea, though some of the fics might not be connected and may even contradict other fics in the series. Basically, I'm playing in a crack sandbox and will do as I please, and each story should be taken on its own merit. But it will always be comedic and loving, because that's what I love about writing this AU.

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    16 Sep 2023

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    Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of hurt and healing, and eventually finding out what it means to be happy.

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    14 Aug 2023