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    Crowley and Aziraphale have begun their new lives together in a cottage in the South Downs, and they‘re both looking forward to time spent in quiet, domestic bliss. But Aziraphale begins to notice something odd: It's hard for him to pay for anything...

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    15 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Crowley wasn't nervous. Nope. Not even a little bit. In fact, he was calm. Cool as a cucumber. Maybe even cooler, like, say... one of those fancy frozen cucumbers people used to put on their eyes in spas. Yeah, that was him. Frozen cucumber Crowley, chill as you like. He wasn’t sweating over the fact that he and Aziraphale were going out. Going out as in dating, official, capital D Dating.

    And the virginity thing? Nah, he wasn’t bothered. Not at all. So what if his hand was the only one who’d touched his dick? Didn’t mean anything. Plenty of people lived fulfilling lives without someone else’s hands down their pants. His own hands were doing just fine right now, thank you very much.

     

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    Crowley is a virgin a nervous virgin who might loose his virginity tonight if dinner goes accordingly.

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    pure smut :)
    MIND THE TAGSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEE
    wrote this a little while ago, needed to get it out of the drafts. it's short and sweet and yeah idk. this one is interesting so if you have thoughts I'd be glad to hear them <3 love u all

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    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought.

    Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.”

    Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it.

    “Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.”

    That is… an arresting mental image.

    His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—”

    Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.”

    “Hash… tag…?”

    Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”


    Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.

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    26 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    When Aziraphale had first mentioned discussing their ‘sexual interests’ Crowley had been very excited. He had assumed that meant he was supposed to try to court Aziraphale the old-fashioned way with gifts and dates, or that maybe he was going to be seduced with flowers and candles like those couples in Richard Curtis films. The possibilities had made him practically giddy.

    So when he had walked into the bookshop with a bouquet of roses and some of the angel’s favorite chocolates from out of town, he was a little disappointed when Aziraphale simply thanked him with a kiss on the cheek and told him to sit so they could ‘make a list’.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley make a sex list and are eager to start crossing things off.

    Basically 12 days of smut

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    26 Apr 2026