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Stan and Ford Pines are expecting a boring summer when they’re shipped up to Gravity Falls, Oregon to stay at their Grauntie Mabel’s tourist trap, the Mystery Shack. They end up getting anything but that.
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Lucy doesn't mind it when people flirt with her at events...not when the experience of having her husband remind her afterwards just who she really belongs to is so much fun.
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When Lucy sees something she shouldn't, her relationship with Tamara and Tim transforms into something beautiful and intimate.
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Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Solution by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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A botched ritual cast by a neo-Death Eater sends Harry, Hermione, and Ron back in time to the moment of Voldemort's resurrection. In the bodies of Voldemort, Bellatrix, and Lucius. It's time for fun and/or chaos to ensue.
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Phineas and Ferb attempt to cheer up Candace after she is hit with biphobia online while Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to unleash his Transinator (not to be confused with his Transitinator) upon a bunch of transphobes at the Danville Pride Parade.
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Harry Potter and the Lesser of Two Evils by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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Voldemort is aghast when he hears Harry Potter is being tortured by Umbridge. Doesn't that upstart understand that only he is to torture his nemesis? And let's not get started on her awful classes. Voldemort may be a Dark Lord, but he understands the importance of education. Clearly something has to be done! And by something, he means murder. Just in case that wasn't clear.
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter one shots
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She Takes Me Away To That Special Place by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2025
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A decade ago, the Noceda family was in a car accident which killed Manny and left Camila in a coma. Eda stumbled upon the scene of the accident and, thinking Camila was dead, spirited Luz away to raise in the Demon Realm. Now in the present day, Camila has woken up from her coma and is determined to reunite with her daughter, who is a very different person than Camila thought she’d grow up to be.
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Rebecca and Jeff Kaplan are ordinary parents living through extraordinary times and trying their best to deal with a son who seems like an entirely different person sometimes.
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Harry Potter and the Preposterously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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Harry is hoping for a less eventful second year than his first. Unfortunately, with a looming scandal that has the potential to break the Statute of Secrecy, Hermione's disturbingly hinged behavior, and by far the worst of all, Headmaster Gilderoy Lockhart, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Pacifica’s parents kick her out after the events of the Golf War. With no other choice available to her, Pacifica goes to the one place where she thinks she’ll be welcome: the Mystery Shack.
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When Stan's stupid homophobic nephew informs him Mabel is pan, Stan vows to do the exact opposite of what he wants and be as supportive as possible. And if that means setting her up with the richest girl in town, well, that's just being a good grunkle, isn't it?
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The Dawning of the Rest of Our Lives by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
17 Aug 2024
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In a universe that is AU post season 1, Luz and Amity are trying to build a happy life for themselves after the death of Belos and the imprisonment of Odalia, but a conniving fairy queen and a crazed human warmonger among others have other ideas.
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Amity finds an ancient ritual she believes can summon a past version of Luz’s father, but the ritual backfires, bringing Lumity back into the past instead.
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I Really Want to Stay at Your House by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
04 May 2024
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Science fiction fanatic witch Amity accidentally finds herself in a cyberpunk version of the Human Realm, where she meets the nanotech-imbued Eda, Eda’s robot son King, Eda’s wife Camila, and Camila’s cute...er, exuberant daughter Luz.
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Something's Better On the Other Side by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
21 Apr 2024
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Luz could not bring herself to lie to her mom about the Isles. Much to her surprise, Camila decided to let Luz stay in the Demon Realm for the summer and provided her with some much needed support.
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Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Instead of taking them back to the Boiling Isles, the portal the Hexsquad and Camila go through at the end of Thanks To Them takes them back in time to the start of the series.
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Rise Up (Ting Ting) Like Glitter and Gold by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2024
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Flapjack isn’t about to let a little thing like being dead get in the way of being the best wingman in the entire multiverse.
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Vee wants to step out of Luz’s shadow and become her own person. It’s a good thing she’s got friends and family who are willing to help.
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Light That Lingers In a Quiet Room by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2024
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Camila is feeling overwhelmed by the traumatized teens that have been dumped on her doorstep and scared for Luz’s future. Perhaps watching some videos that have appeared in her inbox may give her some comfort.