13 Works by theobjectlesson
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Munjoy Hill by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
06 Feb 2026
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Nothing happens in Munjoy Hill, and the film crew clogging up Commercial Street isn’t going to change that. It only changes how much Nico’s friends bother him about his former infatuation with Percy Jackson - former being the operative word. Having a crush on some actor might’ve been cute as a teenager, but Nico grew out of it a long time ago, and anyway what do they think is going to happen? It’s not like Nico’s going to run into him on the street or something - real life isn’t like the movies.
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The horse that might not be an actual horse cranes its neck all the way around to - seemingly - stare at Merlin. It’d be quite funny to watch, actually, if it wasn’t for the clear, conscious contact of its milky eyes. Or Arthur’s hand being stuck to it. Or its voice.
“Oh. This is interesting.”
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“Oh look, the new kid is back.”
Merlin freezes. Someone is in the sex lavatory. Someone is in the sex lavatory where he also is, banging around into walls and not hearing anyone open the door. How did he not hear them open the door?
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how to stay conscious when you drown by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
31 Oct 2025
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If Perseus were human, this would be patent desire. If he were human, the rough palm laid on Nico’s face, seeming to suck at his skin as Perseus pushes up from the water between Nico’s knees and leans over him, staring with those huge, strange eyes, would be blatant affection.
Perseus isn’t human, but Nico is, and so is prone to forgetting why that would make any difference.
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Seems Steve was always meant to fall.
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How to Take a Fall by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
21 Sep 2025
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Percy sighs, envious of how peaceful Nico looks out there when his own heart is in his throat every time he picks up his skateboard in this place. Then he realizes he’s probably been staring for a borderline creepy amount of time at this point, which is of course the moment Nico looks right back at him.
Percy feels a spike of… something in his chest, in that second of eye contact. Competition? Curiosity? Fear? Except, Percy doesn’t do fear. Doesn’t get scared, or nervous. Never backs down from anything, never quits, even midway through a trick he knows he's not going to land. It’s the one thing they get right about him on the news: Percy Jackson does not bail.
So he swallows it, and drops in.
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Prequel to Fight. Sokka sees no reason to ever lift his head off this bar, until he does.
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- Part 2 of Effortless
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Toph never fails to start something. Sokka usually tries to talk her way out of it.
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- Part 1 of Effortless
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Close to the Wind by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
31 Aug 2014
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After defeating Gaea, Nico di Angelo fell off the face of the earth, and Percy Jackson just… fell. Disappearing from the world of gods and monsters, seven years finds Percy with his back to his old life, shrouded in the rapidly fading Mist of a tiny town on the edge of nowhere. Seven years finds Percy thinking it might really be over, all just a bad dream about someone else’s ruined life.
But when Nico bursts onto the scene, it’s to convince Percy to come back and be the leader he once was, to protect those that have all but given up on him from the very fear that drove him away. Percy has changed, and Nico needs to find the hero inside the man the war spit out. The world could really use that hero – the Son of Poseidon whose job is never over. Percy could really use the one person who never gave up on him, to help him pick the right side of the newest fight.
If only Nico could decide which side is right. He’s going to need some help.
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Like Water on Rock by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Aug 2014
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Later, Nico would describe this feeling. But then, in that infinite second, all he is capable of is the complete and all consuming panic of knowing your blood has stilled in your veins. He feels his heart struggle in his chest to move the fluid-turned-stone around it, and listens to his cells scream for oxygen, running out in three… two… one…
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Bite Me by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Jun 2014
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"Nico, what in Zeus’s name is that on your face.”
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The Sea Prince by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
17 Feb 2014
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One minute, Percy was on the dock, just skimming his toes over the water, staring out at the waves glinting in the midday sun. The next, he is dripping with seawater with a pitchfork pressed under his jaw.
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Scent by theobjectlesson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Nov 2013
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Nico is seriously tired of people saying he smells like corpses.