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    Eddie huffed out a breath. “I’m having a crisis.”
    And Bobby, he wasn’t proud of it, but the word ‘finally’ was flashing in front of his eyes in giant, neon yellow letters, because surely, surely this meant that he’d figured it out. Finally, at long last, Eddie was having the crisis they’d all been waiting for since he’d started a thousand emergencies earlier.

    Bobby waited, silent and hopeful, relieved that they’d finally gotten there.

    “I think I’m homophobic.”

    Bobby blinked at him.

    “I’m sorry?”

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    Five times Bobby tried to gently hold Buddie's hands and tell them they were in love, and one time they got the picture.

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    Christopher’s school project—interviewing friends and family about a significant event—seems innocent enough. But when he chooses the moment his dad met Buck as his topic, it becomes clear: this isn’t just homework, it’s the perfect opportunity for matchmaking.

    And if he pulled it off? Well, that would be the most significant event of all.

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    “You were drunk. I know it didn’t mean anything. Everything’s alright.”

    Buck visibly winces. “That’s not — Eddie.”

    There’s a suspended moment where Buck looks torn, standing on the edge of something, eyes fixed on the horizon to avoid looking at the drop, the precipitous canyon below. But then Buck, who can’t lie, who would tear his own chest open to a complete stranger on the street because the truth of him spills so loudly out of every jagged edge, sighs out:

    “It meant something.”

    There’s a ringing sound somewhere in the distance, getting closer. “What are you…” Eddie trails off.

    “I wasn’t — well, I was drunk. But that wasn’t what. Wasn’t why. Not entirely, or — god.” Buck shudders in a breath, steeling himself. “I have feelings for you.” He closes his eyes. “I’m so sorry.”

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    Buck confesses his feelings. Eddie’s straight. If he spends all his time thinking about Buck and looking at Buck and wanting to be around Buck, well, that’s just being a good friend, isn’t it? He’s being so normal about this, actually.

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    "Evan Buckley has been buried alive. He has sixteen hours to live. There will be no ransom. Take this as a warning: this is what happens to those who look too closely at the grave digger. This will be my only communication.”

     

     

    or: buck girlbosses too close to the sun and gets himself kidnapped. eddie goes a little bit insane trying to get him back.

    or: the grave digger hops from one procedural drama universe to another.

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    “I ever tell you I used to be a stripper?”

    No, Eddie thought, some hysterical kind of indignation slipping into his mind. No, Buck hadn't told him. And why not? Was he planning to use those skills with the guy who looked like the walking personification of a weed pen? Was he just planning to…

    Eddie got lost in his quickly forming images of Buck.

    As a stripper.

    Stripper Buck.

    Buck stripping.

    Buck naked.

    Straight guys sometimes pictured their friends naked. So normal. Just human nature.

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    Eddie works out what his joy looks like enough to start making moves on Buck, but does not get far enough to figure out what that means for him. He is also haunted by Chappell Roan.

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